As reported by pliant Mouthpiece CNA
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Peasantpore: Up to half of Peasantpore's peasant student cohort each year will have access to a publicly funded university place by 2020.
The new degree mills, Singapore Institute of Technology (SIT) and SIM University (UniSIM) will offer the additional places to stem outflow of foreign exchange to overseas Ang Moh universities.
With both on board, publicly funded full-time university places for peasants will go up by 3,000 to 16,000 by 2020. This allows more poly students to study in Peasantpore and implies less profits for Aussie universities. In addition, it will placate peasants who fumed more places are reserved for foreigners in existing universities.
This will benefit 40 per cent of each cohort, up from the current 27 per cent, slap in the face for a lackey Cheryl Han who argued Peasantpore should not see a glut of degree holders, especially the arty farty types.
Add to that, a rise in the number of Peasants pursuing a part-time publicly funded degree as they were previously denied a place using Soviet style social engineering in varsities.
In addition, profits from the new degree mills will be used to fund free scholarships for foreigners.
The Education Ministry (MOE) said this brings the overall publicly-funded cohort participation rate to 50 per cent by 2020 as the regime knows developed countries are using the old trick to depress wages.
SIT and UniSIM - Peasantpore's fifth and sixth degree mills - will offer degrees certifying blue collar grads.
Together, they will pioneer a system of "serfs learning on the job". These serfs are expected to follow instructions and leave the thinking to MNC Headquarters.
The lackey committee tasked with reviewing the university sector said the expansion in university places was carefully calibrated after realising the forex losses to Aussies and possible electoral anger of foreigners swamping existing universities in Procedural Erections 2016.
Senior Minion of State for Propoganda Lawlan Wong said: "A glut of grads is a problem but the forex losses to Aussies and peasant anger over large numbers of foreigners in existing universities are bigger problems. With more peasants paying varsities fees, we can fund more foreigners without using the reserves or tax dollars."
In announcing enhancements to the university sector, Minion Wong said Peasant is trying to pioneer a distinct applied degree mill pathway, that the 2 degree mills will concentrate on churning out blue collar drones that MNCs will like.
For example, SIT will take in A-level, International Baccalaureate and polytechnic students, especially the groups who are squeezed out of a place by foreigners. A wayang Cooperative Education Programme which could see those degree mill undergrads taking on prolonged work attachments, effectively they are known as 'educated serfs'.
Educated Ape Tan Ah Soon, President-Designate of SIT, said: "Of course I will not send my own children to SIT. When a peasant student gets involved with a company, they're cheap serfs doing some real job. But their parents will KBKB if they are not paid. So we have to work with the merchants so that they actually get real wages as well, because they're serfs."
UniSIM will also help to expand the university sector via the 'applied degree pathway' meaning it is a full fledged degree mills. Work experience can count as points based on this citeria.
UniSIM's full-time degree programmes will be publicly-funded and admit fresh school leavers and working adults who flunked their PSLEs.
Educated Ape Cheong Ah Kiat, President of UniSIM, said: "KNN, this Ah Heng give us a bad deal, turn us into a degree mill for 'cannot make it students'. It takes a little bit of time to rebrand ourselves lah. Now I lan lan must work with SIT to make sure we do not cannablise each others income stream."
And emphasising on using life-long learning to generate profits, the regime will also provide more loans for part-time degree courses.
It will also get the merchants to provide more bonds for those who want to upgrade after gaining work experience. To increase the client pool, part-time degree programmes will accept relevant work experience and alternative qualifications in the admissions criteria.
The Education Minion stressed though that the various initiatives are not about the paper chase but money and politics.
Minion Heng Swee Swee said: "Only a Uncle Sam Ivy League degree guarantee a good job in the civil service sector. I do not know whether lesser degrees even guarantee a job. But if you look at what's happening in Europe, in America and different parts of the world, they are smart to because this move reduce forex losses and the regime earns fee and interest income to fund other programs."
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Peasantpore: Up to half of Peasantpore's peasant student cohort each year will have access to a publicly funded university place by 2020.
The new degree mills, Singapore Institute of Technology (SIT) and SIM University (UniSIM) will offer the additional places to stem outflow of foreign exchange to overseas Ang Moh universities.
With both on board, publicly funded full-time university places for peasants will go up by 3,000 to 16,000 by 2020. This allows more poly students to study in Peasantpore and implies less profits for Aussie universities. In addition, it will placate peasants who fumed more places are reserved for foreigners in existing universities.
This will benefit 40 per cent of each cohort, up from the current 27 per cent, slap in the face for a lackey Cheryl Han who argued Peasantpore should not see a glut of degree holders, especially the arty farty types.
Add to that, a rise in the number of Peasants pursuing a part-time publicly funded degree as they were previously denied a place using Soviet style social engineering in varsities.
In addition, profits from the new degree mills will be used to fund free scholarships for foreigners.
The Education Ministry (MOE) said this brings the overall publicly-funded cohort participation rate to 50 per cent by 2020 as the regime knows developed countries are using the old trick to depress wages.
SIT and UniSIM - Peasantpore's fifth and sixth degree mills - will offer degrees certifying blue collar grads.
Together, they will pioneer a system of "serfs learning on the job". These serfs are expected to follow instructions and leave the thinking to MNC Headquarters.
The lackey committee tasked with reviewing the university sector said the expansion in university places was carefully calibrated after realising the forex losses to Aussies and possible electoral anger of foreigners swamping existing universities in Procedural Erections 2016.
Senior Minion of State for Propoganda Lawlan Wong said: "A glut of grads is a problem but the forex losses to Aussies and peasant anger over large numbers of foreigners in existing universities are bigger problems. With more peasants paying varsities fees, we can fund more foreigners without using the reserves or tax dollars."
In announcing enhancements to the university sector, Minion Wong said Peasant is trying to pioneer a distinct applied degree mill pathway, that the 2 degree mills will concentrate on churning out blue collar drones that MNCs will like.
For example, SIT will take in A-level, International Baccalaureate and polytechnic students, especially the groups who are squeezed out of a place by foreigners. A wayang Cooperative Education Programme which could see those degree mill undergrads taking on prolonged work attachments, effectively they are known as 'educated serfs'.
Educated Ape Tan Ah Soon, President-Designate of SIT, said: "Of course I will not send my own children to SIT. When a peasant student gets involved with a company, they're cheap serfs doing some real job. But their parents will KBKB if they are not paid. So we have to work with the merchants so that they actually get real wages as well, because they're serfs."
UniSIM will also help to expand the university sector via the 'applied degree pathway' meaning it is a full fledged degree mills. Work experience can count as points based on this citeria.
UniSIM's full-time degree programmes will be publicly-funded and admit fresh school leavers and working adults who flunked their PSLEs.
Educated Ape Cheong Ah Kiat, President of UniSIM, said: "KNN, this Ah Heng give us a bad deal, turn us into a degree mill for 'cannot make it students'. It takes a little bit of time to rebrand ourselves lah. Now I lan lan must work with SIT to make sure we do not cannablise each others income stream."
And emphasising on using life-long learning to generate profits, the regime will also provide more loans for part-time degree courses.
It will also get the merchants to provide more bonds for those who want to upgrade after gaining work experience. To increase the client pool, part-time degree programmes will accept relevant work experience and alternative qualifications in the admissions criteria.
The Education Minion stressed though that the various initiatives are not about the paper chase but money and politics.
Minion Heng Swee Swee said: "Only a Uncle Sam Ivy League degree guarantee a good job in the civil service sector. I do not know whether lesser degrees even guarantee a job. But if you look at what's happening in Europe, in America and different parts of the world, they are smart to because this move reduce forex losses and the regime earns fee and interest income to fund other programs."
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