Michael Dougles: cunnilingus is the best cure for cancer caused by cunnilingus

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[h=1]Michael Douglas blames sex life for cancer battle[/h][h=2]LONDON (AFP) - Veteran Hollywood star Michael Douglas blamed the cancerous tumour which developed in his throat three years ago on his sex life, in an interview published in Monday's Guardian newspaper.[/h]The 68-year-old actor, who is starring as flamboyant entertainer Liberace in latest movie Behind The Candelabra said the cancer was not a result of hard drinking and heavy smoking, and was instead caused by a sexually transmitted disease.
"Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV (human papillomavirus), which actually comes about from cunnilingus," he explained.
"I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it," he added.
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Trying to imagine him giving cunninlingus to Catherine Zeta-Jones every night....

 

[coogans]

He must have given cunnilingus to tonychat sometime before.

 

[sickpuppy]

Zeta gave him cancer?

 

[eatshitndie]

goldendragon must take note and do a medical checkup on his tongue and throat right away. hpv strains on mei mei's cheebye are known to cause cervix cancer.

 

[laksaboy]

Trying to imagine him giving cunninlingus to Catherine Zeta-Jones every night....

Better yet: try to imagine the number of men who had fucked Catherine Zeta-Jones before Michael Douglas, and the potential diseases they had transmitted to her.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Trying to imagine MD giving cunninlingus to CZJ every night...

 

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She looks like having orgasm from being licked...

 

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[leetahbar]

Trying to imagine MD giving cunninlingus to CZJ every night...

we too have a CZJ here. chee zoon juan - the one who always leads his brainless minions into the waiting welcoming longkang. :P

 

[Ash007]

There is a vaccine for HPV now, and its invented in Aussieland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hpv_vaccine

In work that was initiated in the mid 1980s, the vaccine was developed, in parallel, by researchers at Georgetown University Medical Center, the University of Rochester, the University of Queensland in Australia, and the U.S. National Cancer Institute.[69] Researchers Ian Frazer and Jian Zhou at the University of Queensland, however, have been accorded the priority for the invention of the HPV vaccine's basis, the VLPs.[70]

 

[eatshitndie]

There is a vaccine for HPV now, and its invented in Aussieland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hpv_vaccine

only effective if prescribed to teens and pre-teens before they contract the virus.

 

[enterprise2]

Fucking jeolous man!!

 

[AceFrehley]

Michael Douglas cancer 'not caused by oral sex'

AFP, AFP Updated June 4, 2013, 12:11 pm

LOS ANGELES (AFP) - Veteran Hollywood actor Michael Douglas denies that he told a British newspaper that he blamed his throat cancer on oral sex.

But the paper involved, the Guardian, stuck to its guns and posted an audio clip of the interview on its website, insisting that Douglas had been referring to his own cancer being caused by cunnilingus.

Douglas' spokesman Allen Burry said the 68-year-old "Fatal Attraction" star had discussed the link between oral cancers and oral sex, among other risk factors, but was not referring to his own specific case.

"Michael did not say cunnilingus was the cause of his cancer," spokesman Burry told AFP.

"He certainly discussed oral sex in the article, and oral sex is a suspected cause of certain oral cancers, as the doctors in the article did point out. But he did not say this was the specific cause of his personal cancer."

In the newspaper interview Douglas, who stars in the just-released biopic of flamboyant entertainer Liberace, "Behind The Candelabra," said his cancer was caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).

According to the audio clip, the Guardian journalist asked him: Do you feel, in hindsight, that you overloaded your system? Overloaded your system with drugs, smoking, drink?

"Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus," Douglas replied.

Douglas's spokesman said the actor was talking in general, not personal terms. "This is not the cause of his cancer," he said.

A spokesman for Guardian News & Media noted that Burry "has claimed that the actor did not say in an interview with the Guardian that his particular cancer was caused by cunnilingus.

"We have posted the relevant audio and transcript to prove that he did," he said.

"The Guardian firmly denies this charge of misrepresentation. Mr Burry was not present at the (interview); the only two people present were Mr Douglas and the Guardian writer, Xan Brooks," the paper noted online.

Burry, who did not immediately respond to request for further comment after the audio clip was posted, said earlier that he had not sought a correction from the British newspaper.

"I'm not asking the Guardian to do anything, I think they did enough already," he said.

The two-time Oscar winner revealed in 2010 that he was battling with stage-four cancer, but beat the disease thanks to a grueling regime of chemotherapy and radiotherapy.

"I have to check in regularly -- now it's every six months -- but I'm more than two years clear," he told the Guardian. "And with this kind of cancer, 95 percent of the time it doesn't come back."

Research studies from Malmo University's Faculty of Odontology and in The New England Journal of Medicine both suggest a correlation between oral sex and throat cancer.

HPV infection is also the cause of 99 percent of cases of cervical cancer, according to studies cited by Britain's National Health Service (NHS).

Douglas' wife, Oscar-winner Catherine Zeta-Jones, in April received further treatment for bipolar disorder.

The Welsh actress, 43, won an Academy Award in 2003 for her supporting role in "Chicago" and has appeared in films such as "Traffic" and "Ocean's Twelve."

 

[wendychan]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/audio/2013/jun/03/michael-douglas-cancer-cunnilingus-transcript


A spokesperson for Michael Douglas has claimed that the actor did not say his particular cancer was caused by oral sex. Here is the relevant audio and transcript to prove that he did

On Monday 3 June, the Guardian published an interview with the actor Michael Douglas in which he said that his cancer was "caused by HPV (human papillomavirus), which actually comes from cunnilingus".

Allen Burry, a spokesman for the actor, has since denied that Douglas said that oral sex was the cause of his own cancer, but was merely one of the many causes of oral cancer. "In a discussion with the newspaper," the Associated Press quotes Burry as saying, "they talked about the causes of oral cancer, one of which was oral sex, which is noted and has been known for a while now."

The Guardian firmly denies this charge of misrepresentation. Mr Burry was not present at the Guardian's interview with Michael Douglas; the only two people present were Mr Douglas and the Guardian writer, Xan Brooks. Here is the audio file of the relevant part of the interview, along with a verbatim transcript of that section.

Xan Brooks: Do you feel, in hindsight, that you overloaded your system? Overloaded your system with drugs, smoking, drink?

Michael Douglas: No. No. Ah, without getting too specific, this particular cancer is caused by something called HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus.

Source: Guardian

download MP3
http://download.guardian.co.uk/audio/kip/standalone/film/1370292160140/8854/VN860134.MP3

 

[watchman8]

It could be that other men gave CZJ the cunnilingus, and then the men french kissed michael.

Some of these hollywood stars indulge in weird sexual activities. Especially so when CZJ is well known soft porn actress.

 

[tonychat]

why people gives a shit about how he gets cancer. Is this a scientific journal?

 

[watchman8]

why people gives a shit about how he gets cancer. Is this a scientific journal?

because many men are doing cunnilingus too.

I wonder if sucking breast can get mouth cancer too?

 

[tonychat]

he gets cancer because he eats too much meat....

this article uses an actor to glorified chemo.. fuck up.

soursop will be suffice.