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Mdm Ho mistaken for a kopi-soh!
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Red faces were present throughout the 2013 Shangri-La Dialogue yesterday as Ho Ching was ordered by an unwitting waiter to wipe up spilt wine. While the wife of Singapore’s Prime Minister, Lee Hsien Loong who is also the head of Temasek Holdings obliged with nary a smile, Shangri-La management were clearly mortified.
“That white napkin was not meant to be anywhere near red wine!” said head waiter Philippe de Garcon. “It’s frightfully embarrassing that Mdm Ho now thinks that we don’t know the first thing about hospitality.”
According to attendees at the annual security dialogue, Ho later pulled the offending waiter aside and gave him pointers on how to clear up spilt fluids using just a quarter of a napkin.
This would not be a first time Ho was not recognised as the most powerful mother in Singapore. Attendees of various functions ranging from the Chingay parade to Chinese New Year celebrations noted that Ho used to be mistaken for a lion dance troupe member due to her distaste for any article of clothing remotely feminine or flattering to the female form.
“She certainly cuts a maternal figure,” said style guru Jeannie Mai. “Like many other powerful women in the political world, she doesn’t seem to mind exuding masculinity, though she does fall on the slightly dowdy side.”
“Truly, I could never tell that she was the wife of the Prime Minister” said a foreign dignitary present at the Shangri-La dialogue, who chose not to be named.
“The first time I saw her, I honestly thought the world had its first gay prime minister!”
“But after all that’s said, she has a great heart.”
“That white napkin was not meant to be anywhere near red wine!” said head waiter Philippe de Garcon. “It’s frightfully embarrassing that Mdm Ho now thinks that we don’t know the first thing about hospitality.”
According to attendees at the annual security dialogue, Ho later pulled the offending waiter aside and gave him pointers on how to clear up spilt fluids using just a quarter of a napkin.
This would not be a first time Ho was not recognised as the most powerful mother in Singapore. Attendees of various functions ranging from the Chingay parade to Chinese New Year celebrations noted that Ho used to be mistaken for a lion dance troupe member due to her distaste for any article of clothing remotely feminine or flattering to the female form.
“She certainly cuts a maternal figure,” said style guru Jeannie Mai. “Like many other powerful women in the political world, she doesn’t seem to mind exuding masculinity, though she does fall on the slightly dowdy side.”
“Truly, I could never tell that she was the wife of the Prime Minister” said a foreign dignitary present at the Shangri-La dialogue, who chose not to be named.
“The first time I saw her, I honestly thought the world had its first gay prime minister!”
“But after all that’s said, she has a great heart.”
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This is so funny lol....even if true this will never make it to the news here
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somehow she is a step behind your avatar
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Newnation? For sure this is untrue and poking fun... but it is funni indeed
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She's a great beauty. You wanna see her in ancient underwear?
Brother if not victoria secret dont post hor I warn you first
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She's a great beauty. You wanna see her in ancient underwear?
Nice dudou. I bet Pinky looks great wearing it while he rides on Ho Ching's cock at night.
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Knn kill our " kick " . I thought its real . By the way thanks for the truth infor .
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Wah lao, she lecture the waiter afterwards. Who the hell does she think she is?
Kopi Soh? Haha
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Nope. Just gay that's all.But the "beholder" is cross eyed!
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