many ways to survive an mrt breakdown

[eatshitndie]

1. eat shit and live.
2. drink pee and be quenched.
3. break window and breathe.
4. fart and create space.
5. carry durians on board just in case you need fruit.
6. wash your armpits. armpit odor can kill.
7. carry water bottle at all times.
8. handheld mirror is useless as upskirt viewing has lowest priority.
9. smartphone is a must with angry birds rio the latest edition loaded to kill time. not to kill you.
10. spare battery for android phones. for iPhones, too bad no spare batteries. you can jump mrt.

 

[erection2015]

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Price .... $ 50 including GST.

SBF members got good discount .