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_US President Joe Biden and the Canadian PM Justin Trudeau are shown a time machine which can see 50 yrs into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question._
*Biden*: _What will the USA be like in 50 years?_
_The machine gives a printout which reads: The country is in good hands under the new President, José Fernandez.... crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. Vice President Jin Tao has declared Chinese language mandatory in all USA schools. There are no worries._
*Canadian PM* : _What will Canada be like in 50 years’ time? The machine gives a printout. The PM just stares at it._
*Biden*: _Tell us what it says?_
*Canadian PM*: _I can't! It's all written in Punjabi !!_
_US President Joe Biden and the Canadian PM Justin Trudeau are shown a time machine which can see 50 yrs into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question._
*Biden*: _What will the USA be like in 50 years?_
_The machine gives a printout which reads: The country is in good hands under the new President, José Fernandez.... crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. Vice President Jin Tao has declared Chinese language mandatory in all USA schools. There are no worries._
*Canadian PM* : _What will Canada be like in 50 years’ time? The machine gives a printout. The PM just stares at it._
*Biden*: _Tell us what it says?_
*Canadian PM*: _I can't! It's all written in Punjabi !!_