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The courtroom, packed with Charismatic Church Lumpars broke into applause on Thursday afternoon after District Kangaroo Siba Sham-mu-gan acquitted former narcos Chief Lecher Ng Ah Gay of corruption.
Lecher Ng said in Mandarin after the verdict: "If I have dirty linen to wash, Ruler Loong will ensure 'the law is fair, the law is just'. Hee hee hee. Now I will join Jack Arse Neo and work on the Charismatic Church circuit and earn money giving speeches saying how believing in Ya Sor allows you to get away with almost anything! Remember, if you believe in Ya Sor before you die, even a devil can go to Paradise. Me guilty, fat hope of a chance...always ensure if you want to play punk, have dirty linen to use as 'show-hand' cards and your arse will be fine!"
The Kangaroo said that Lecher Ng had successfully rebutted the "presumption of corruption" and should not be forced to 'show hand' and reveal dirty linen of the regime. Easier targets will be baboons like the lecherous ex-SCDF Chief and Horny Prof Tay as they have lesser access to state secrets.
Kangaroo Siba added that the testimony of Cocksucker Cecilia Sue - the prosecution's star witness - could not be believed as there were too many inconsistencies. In addition, the various gabras and sloppy field work by Fixer Agency Deputy Chief Enunch Teng cock up the case so badly. The latter screw up to the extent that Ang Mohs and Nihons will choke on used sanitary pads if the guilty verdict is passed.
The courtroom, packed with Charismatic Church Lumpars broke into applause on Thursday afternoon after District Kangaroo Siba Sham-mu-gan acquitted former narcos Chief Lecher Ng Ah Gay of corruption.
Lecher Ng said in Mandarin after the verdict: "If I have dirty linen to wash, Ruler Loong will ensure 'the law is fair, the law is just'. Hee hee hee. Now I will join Jack Arse Neo and work on the Charismatic Church circuit and earn money giving speeches saying how believing in Ya Sor allows you to get away with almost anything! Remember, if you believe in Ya Sor before you die, even a devil can go to Paradise. Me guilty, fat hope of a chance...always ensure if you want to play punk, have dirty linen to use as 'show-hand' cards and your arse will be fine!"
The Kangaroo said that Lecher Ng had successfully rebutted the "presumption of corruption" and should not be forced to 'show hand' and reveal dirty linen of the regime. Easier targets will be baboons like the lecherous ex-SCDF Chief and Horny Prof Tay as they have lesser access to state secrets.
Kangaroo Siba added that the testimony of Cocksucker Cecilia Sue - the prosecution's star witness - could not be believed as there were too many inconsistencies. In addition, the various gabras and sloppy field work by Fixer Agency Deputy Chief Enunch Teng cock up the case so badly. The latter screw up to the extent that Ang Mohs and Nihons will choke on used sanitary pads if the guilty verdict is passed.
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