Latest pre-requisite for application for citizenship

[Equalisation]

Every applicant has to to say properly and understand the following sentence before they are granted:

KNNBCCB, Kwa Simi Lan Jiow !!

 

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In addition, every female applicant for Sinkie citizenship has to be "closely examined" and screwed by a true-blue Sinkie male who has completed NS. This is in order to boost our dwindling population numbers and also as a form of NS for the new Sinkapore Girl.

There will be a roster of Sinkie males drawn up for doing this duty to the nation, similar to recall or mobilization.

 

[Equalisation]

After qualifying for citizenship, new citizens have to say properly and understand the following statement before they can obtain the gahmen's hand-outs :

Kurang Abjar !! Pukimak pada lu !!