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PEASANTPORE: The lackey Sex Committee in charge of Peasantpore's Autocrat LKY Golden Jubilee celebrations has promised Familee a string of exciting events next year when the nation of peasants marks its 50th year of independence under the benevolent guidance of Old Autocrat or Helmsman LKY.
The theme of the celebrations is for all peasants to pledge loyalty as one people to the Exceptional Familee, the PEASANT-50 Sex Programme Office said on Tuesday (June 3). The focus will be on celebrating Asiatic dictatorship, affirming aspirations for Familee and committing supporting Ruler Loong despite the possible demise of Old Autocrat.
In the spirit of getting local peasants involved to show their undying loyalty to Familee and Old Autocrat, some events have also incorporated ideas from lackeys who pretend to members of the peasantry.
More than 11,000 ideas over a span of two months were submitted to the PEASANT-50 Sex Committee. Of these, the sex committee identified over 1,400 proposals that could be incorporated into the national sex celebrations to venerate Old Autocrat.
Fourteen proposals have also qualified for the PEASANT-50 Celebration Fund, set up to encourage local stupid to initiate and drive their own ideas for the celebrations. Each proposal can receive up to 50,000 peanuts in funding depending and the theme must be centered on the possible canonization of Old Autocrat as the Founder Saviour of Modern Peasantpore.
Slick talker Minion Heng $wee $wee, who is the chairman of the SEX-50 Steering Committee, said: "We want the 2015 calendar to be wide-ranging so that different segments of peasantry society can come forth and pledge their loyalty to Familee, I have send my MOE lackeys on field trips to learn from the North Koreans, so we have more ideas."
The sex celebrations will kick off with the year-end countdown party at Marina Bay and continue through 2015 with the SEA Sex Games and National Sex Parade as key highlights.
Other highlights of the celebration include:
Familee HEART MAP
The community will be invited to crowd-source 50 landmarks, including Oxley Road and to co-create content which evokes shared memories of the glorious political adventures of LKY and raise hopes for the future. North Korean style propaganda sketches, poetry, photographs and short films venerating LKY as the Infalliable Ruler shall be the main theme.
PEASANT YOUTH SALUTE Ruler Loong!
An event that rallies peasant youths to come together to learn from Ruler Loong when he was a junior Prince in various stage of his illustrious life such as the arts, sports and uniformed groups and stellar promoting during his National Serfship and Mindef days.
NATIONAL Sex GALLERY SINGAPORE
In the lead-up to the opening of the National Sex Gallery in November next year, there will be a community art project to tell peasants that while they are fucking whores, their thoughts, feelings and hopes for the nation must be to venerate the Familee as the First Among Equals. Talking a leaf from the National Familee Pledge, all most ask what they can do for Famillee and not what Familee can do for them.
JUBILEE WALK
A walking trail that covers historic locations in the civic district showing former Old Autocrat's battle to demonise and defeat his political woes (Commies, Socialists etc). $wee $wee is still mulling whether he should commission a set of 3 bronze statues, of Lin Chin Siong and Plen Fung Chuang Pi, kneeling down and begging for mercy from the Old Autocrat.
PEASANTPORE: The lackey Sex Committee in charge of Peasantpore's Autocrat LKY Golden Jubilee celebrations has promised Familee a string of exciting events next year when the nation of peasants marks its 50th year of independence under the benevolent guidance of Old Autocrat or Helmsman LKY.
The theme of the celebrations is for all peasants to pledge loyalty as one people to the Exceptional Familee, the PEASANT-50 Sex Programme Office said on Tuesday (June 3). The focus will be on celebrating Asiatic dictatorship, affirming aspirations for Familee and committing supporting Ruler Loong despite the possible demise of Old Autocrat.
In the spirit of getting local peasants involved to show their undying loyalty to Familee and Old Autocrat, some events have also incorporated ideas from lackeys who pretend to members of the peasantry.
More than 11,000 ideas over a span of two months were submitted to the PEASANT-50 Sex Committee. Of these, the sex committee identified over 1,400 proposals that could be incorporated into the national sex celebrations to venerate Old Autocrat.
Fourteen proposals have also qualified for the PEASANT-50 Celebration Fund, set up to encourage local stupid to initiate and drive their own ideas for the celebrations. Each proposal can receive up to 50,000 peanuts in funding depending and the theme must be centered on the possible canonization of Old Autocrat as the Founder Saviour of Modern Peasantpore.
Slick talker Minion Heng $wee $wee, who is the chairman of the SEX-50 Steering Committee, said: "We want the 2015 calendar to be wide-ranging so that different segments of peasantry society can come forth and pledge their loyalty to Familee, I have send my MOE lackeys on field trips to learn from the North Koreans, so we have more ideas."
The sex celebrations will kick off with the year-end countdown party at Marina Bay and continue through 2015 with the SEA Sex Games and National Sex Parade as key highlights.
Other highlights of the celebration include:
Familee HEART MAP
The community will be invited to crowd-source 50 landmarks, including Oxley Road and to co-create content which evokes shared memories of the glorious political adventures of LKY and raise hopes for the future. North Korean style propaganda sketches, poetry, photographs and short films venerating LKY as the Infalliable Ruler shall be the main theme.
PEASANT YOUTH SALUTE Ruler Loong!
An event that rallies peasant youths to come together to learn from Ruler Loong when he was a junior Prince in various stage of his illustrious life such as the arts, sports and uniformed groups and stellar promoting during his National Serfship and Mindef days.
NATIONAL Sex GALLERY SINGAPORE
In the lead-up to the opening of the National Sex Gallery in November next year, there will be a community art project to tell peasants that while they are fucking whores, their thoughts, feelings and hopes for the nation must be to venerate the Familee as the First Among Equals. Talking a leaf from the National Familee Pledge, all most ask what they can do for Famillee and not what Familee can do for them.
JUBILEE WALK
A walking trail that covers historic locations in the civic district showing former Old Autocrat's battle to demonise and defeat his political woes (Commies, Socialists etc). $wee $wee is still mulling whether he should commission a set of 3 bronze statues, of Lin Chin Siong and Plen Fung Chuang Pi, kneeling down and begging for mercy from the Old Autocrat.
