Kurt's naughty days are over, his Viagra days are here.
What used to be his pride and joy, is now his water spout.
Time when on its own accord, from his pants would spring.
But now Kurt has a full-time job, to find that little thing.
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.
For every single morning, it would stand and watch him shave.
Now as old age catches up, it sure gives him the blues.
To see it hang its little head and watch Kurt tie his shoes.