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kind blonde and postman

erection2015

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There once was a postman who had delivered mail to the same
neighborhood and the
same route for over 35years.
This was to be his last day before he retired.
He neared the last house on the route, which happened
to be the home of a 35 year old married blonde named Judy .
As he walked up the steps to the front door, Judy greeted
him in
a very
sexy and thin red teddy with lace. "Is this your last day, postman?"
she asked in
a low and sultry voice. He could barely nod his reply. "Y-yes, I am retiring after today''
he managed to stammer.
"Well, come in for a minute won't you?"
He went in and they spent hours in heated sex. Afterwards, Judy fixed him a lunch of steak, chips ...the works
And then as the postman was dressing and
getting ready to
leave, Judy handed him a farewell card, in which he found 5 dollars.
At this point, the postman gave her a somewhat puzzled look and said,
"I don't get it, Judy, first you fuck my brains out, then you cook me lunch
fit for a king, and then you only give me 5 dollars??? What's up with
that?"

"Well."said Judy. "Last night I told my husband you were retiring, And
I
asked him
what we should do. He said 'Fuck him, give him 5 dollars.'
'The lunch was my idea though.
 
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