Interesting Singapore stats

Leongsam

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Singapore residents produce 3623.19 Kg of shit per km² daily.
 
The 'facts' is not 'real' of course. Unless PAP run another fake survey for the Braddell prostitutes. Have a friend who works in the Govt stats department. She was visibility angry when I told her her department is just another propaganda arm. I took her at her words and wrote to them asking about discrepancies in their numbers as I needed timeline data. They tai-chi it by referring to the Govt agency involved, who as usual, happened do a very recent 'comprehensive survey' and decided not to report anymore because of security reasons. So, if you want to know how much freight goes to China and Japan, you can but not to South Korea, one of our largest trading partners.

where's ur source? ...
 
The 'facts' is not 'real' of course. Unless PAP run another fake survey for the Braddell prostitutes.

My methods were more scientific although I did make an assumption that the average inhabitant in sinkieland produces 500gm of shit daily.

That's an average. I'm fully aware that Pappies probably produce twice that amount.
 
It's thrice if u include what comes out from their mouths.

That's classified as flatulence so it can't be included although it still causes a huge stink.
 
Talking about a huge stink, there was this sai-chwee experiment with fappies want us to drink. They are going to filter them leaving the solid wastes behind. All the shits gotta go somewhere and for a while, whole ECP stinks to heavens with trucks taking them to some landfill in Changi.
 
Makes me think how fast we could turn deserts to fertile land if all the shit in the world could be used as manure...
 
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