inheritance mafia style

[erection2015]

*An Old Italian Mafia Don **is dying. He calls **his **grandson to his
bedside. *
**
*"Grandson, I **wanna you **lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome
**plated .38 revolver so you will always remember *
*me." *
*"But **grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about *
*you leave me your **Rolex watch instead?" *
*"You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be **runna da *
*business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa **money, *
*a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos. *
*"Somma day **you gonna coma home and maybe finda *
*your **wife inna bed with **another man. *
**
*"Whatta you gonna **do **then... pointa to your watch *
*and say, Times Up?"*

 

[Baluku]

Now still got people using. 38 revolver?

So middle aged?

 

[erection2015]

old italian mafia do leh

Now still got people using. 38 revolver?

So middle aged?

 

[Borat]

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.

The Godfather asked the accountant, "Where''s the three million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The accountant didn''t answer.

The Godfather asked again, "Where''s the three million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney interrupted, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."

The Godfather said, "Well, ask him where the @#!* money is."

The attorney, using sign language, asked the accountant where the three million dollars was.

The accountant signed back, "I don''t know what you''re talking about."

The attorney interpreted to the Godfather, "He doesn''t know what you''re talking about."

The Godfather pulled out a pistol, put it to the temple of the accountant, cocked the trigger and said, "Ask him again where the @#!* money is!"

The attorney signed to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!"

The accountant signed back, "Okay! Okay! The money''s hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"

The Godfather asked, "Well, what did he say?"

The attorney interpreted to the Godfather, "He said that you don''t have the guts to pull the trigger."

 

[Borat]

Maid answers: Hello?

Tough Mafioso: Put my wife on the phone.

Maid: Just a minute.

Maid comes back after a minute: I'm sorry but she's indisposed in the bathroom.

Tough Mafioso: I said put her on the phone. Now!

Maid stutters: She, she can't come to the phone right now.

Tough Mafioso: If you don't get her on the phone in two seconds I'm gonna come over there and pull your jaw from your face.

Maid stutters: You, you don't understand, she's in there with another man.

Tough Mafioso: What!?!

Maid: Yeah.

Tough Mafioso: Listen, this is what I want you to do, I want you to shoot them both dead and then get rid of the gun.

Maid stutters: I, I can't do that, I can't shoot anybody.

Tough Mafioso: You do it Now!

Maid stutters: I, I can't!

Tough Mafioso: If you don't do it right now I'm gonna kill you and your whole family. Go do it now! I wanna hear the shots.

Maid: Ok.

The tough mafioso hears two loud shots over the phone.

Maid stutters: I did it.

Tough Mafioso: Good. Whad'ya you do with the gun?

Maid stutters: I threw it in the pool.

Tough Mafioso: Pool? What pool? We don't have a pool!? ...Is this 734-2264?