I just told off one old fart who let out a long fart in the lift!

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I told him to be more considerate and endure till the lift door opens. He said cannot tahan. I told him that's his fucking problem. Luckily I have a mask in my pocket. Quickly took it out and wore it in super quick time. Such low class SES ought to be euthanized.
 
Farting like sneezing, burping and coughing are involuntary actions. He should have apologized and you should have let it slide.
 
I told him to be more considerate and endure till the lift door opens. He said cannot tahan. I told him that's his fucking problem. Luckily I have a mask in my pocket. Quickly took it out and wore it in super quick time. Such low class SES ought to be euthanized.
What if it was a chiobu that farted?
 
What if it was a chiobu that farted?

I don't have fart fetish. I would similarly tell her off but in a more polite way. 美女,你人长得漂亮,但这么一个响屁,好像不太雅观哦!
 
I don't have fart fetish. I would similarly tell her off but in a more polite way. 美女,你人长得漂亮,但这么一个响屁,好像不太雅观哦!
If I were you I will tell her:小姐让我来帮你堵住你的屁 and then proceed to kneel down and press my head against her butt.... :roflmao:
 
Last night while on my walk and thinking there was no one behind me, I let out a fart. But there was this lao unker on his bicycle and he just cycled past me. His BO was worse than my fart. So he won.
 
If I were you I will tell her:小姐让我来帮你堵住你的屁 and then proceed to kneel down and press my head against her butt.... :roflmao:
Should use your tongue to paint her karcheng
 
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