I haven't bet for a long time, just sitting on my past profit and enjoying life.
Today, my bookie asked me why I have been so quiet and I gave some excuse about taking care of my Korean girlfriend.
He upped his rebate to 15%, and I LOLed. I haven't needed it for a year.
Anyway, just for fun I punted $500 on a three-way parlay.
All the teams I bet against got red card. All three!
I haven't won but I already cummed in my pants - on track to win nearly $6,000 if full win on all four.
Today, my bookie asked me why I have been so quiet and I gave some excuse about taking care of my Korean girlfriend.
He upped his rebate to 15%, and I LOLed. I haven't needed it for a year.
Anyway, just for fun I punted $500 on a three-way parlay.
All the teams I bet against got red card. All three!
I haven't won but I already cummed in my pants - on track to win nearly $6,000 if full win on all four.
