I can imagine National Day with TJS as President

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Parade Commander: "Mr. President, do I have permission for the march past sir?"

TJS (with close checks and Balances): "This guy not standing straight, that girl guide's hair not tied properly, this guy's bayonet not polished, that policeman's cap not shiny enough...."

C&B over...

Parade Commander: "Mr. President, do I have permission for the march past sir?"

TJS: "Wait I must know the expenditure for this parade"

Audience: "Wah Lao! March them lah! We want to see the fireworks!"

TJS: "You voted me in to be and auditor. Wait, how much did you spend on this? How come I was not informed?"

C&B over...

Parade Commander: "Mr. President, do I have permission for the march past sir?"

TJS: "Wait, I want to check"

In the end, national day finishes days later....
 
Parade Commander: "Mr. President, do I have permission for the march past sir?"

TT/TCB: "Let me check with Mr Shanmugan if it is within my powers to give permission..."
 
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Parade Commander: "Mr. President: do I have permission for the march past sir?"

TT/TCB (took out his handphone and download the Constitution*): "Let me check, ...", 5 minutes later, "I confirm again that this is not written in the Constitution, therefore I cannot give you permission to past." :p

* PDF here: http://www.mediafire.com/?cjl6b2vme526z6e

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Parade Commander: "Mr. President, do I have permission for the march past sir?"

TT / TCB : You hold on for a minute.... I need to ask the Lee Family first... :eek:
 
For every argument put forth by the PAP, there are at least 10 counter argument that tear it to pieces. That is why PAP cannot allow too many opposition in Parliament, "independent" President, or any open public debate on issues.
 
Yes, imagine NDP w TJS as President - more people volunteer to perform, more demand for tickets, Nicole Seah invited to sing, ratings for NDP broadcast break record, state media benefits from more airtime ads, more print ads, more sponsors! Yippee!
 
TCB will stop and ask if the member of the GOH is feeling well and needs medical attention.

TJS will launch a debate with the member of the GOH and hold up the parade.
 
TCB will stop and ask if the member of the GOH is feeling well and needs medical attention.

TJS will launch a debate with the member of the GOH and hold up the parade.

TT will stop and insist a member of the GOH to give him money;
TKL will check with a member of the GOH if the latter has insurance.
 
it's march pass, not march "past". march past happened when i had a tummy ache and farted on the ides of march after dining on caesar salad with croutonus brutus.
 
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