erection2015
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A scorpion, being a very poor swimmer, asked a turtle to carry
him on his back across a river. "Are you crazy?" exclaimed the
turtle. "You'll sting me while I'm swimming and I'll drown."
"My dear turtle," laughed the scorpion, "if I were to sting you,
you would drown and I would go down with you.
Now where is the logic in that?"
"You're right!" cried the turtle. "Hop on!" The scorpion
climbed aboard and halfway across the river gave the turtle a
mighty sting. As they both sank to the bottom, the turtle
resignedly said:
"Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there'd be no
logic in your stinging me. Then why did you do it?"
"It has nothing to do with logic," the drowning scorpion sadly
replied.
"It's just my character."
him on his back across a river. "Are you crazy?" exclaimed the
turtle. "You'll sting me while I'm swimming and I'll drown."
"My dear turtle," laughed the scorpion, "if I were to sting you,
you would drown and I would go down with you.
Now where is the logic in that?"
"You're right!" cried the turtle. "Hop on!" The scorpion
climbed aboard and halfway across the river gave the turtle a
mighty sting. As they both sank to the bottom, the turtle
resignedly said:
"Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there'd be no
logic in your stinging me. Then why did you do it?"
"It has nothing to do with logic," the drowning scorpion sadly
replied.
"It's just my character."
