he had it coming ...

erection2015

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After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice -
Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train “ yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting “ no, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life “ yes, I'm sure, cross my heart etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice -
Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!
Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.
 
Magic Sandals

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the
Market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal
Shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You
Foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop..'

So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be
Interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
Man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them,
Being the Sex God that he was.

The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and
Tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild
Look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the
Table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm
Hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'
 
Why parents shdn't sms

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Potong saga

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haha nice ones ..i'll post more later :p
You know where I'm coming from ..not too cerebral, but laughter a day keeps blues away. Ooops, hope the charbors don't do a runner on me too:p

Another graphical representation on us poor males to the roost:o;) Chicken rice anyone??

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being cerebral is beyond me bro ....lol lol

looks like marriage is suicide.
 
TGIF 1...

Of bouncers and assholes:p
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Explanation of the symbiosis between "loneliness" & "poverty".
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When your kids (or grand kids) ask you "Why they have to study or work hard all their life and continue making money?"
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Show them this picture of Flavio Briatori, President of Renault, and his current girlfriend below...

HE HATES BEING LONELY...AND SHE HATES POVERTY!
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And that, my friends, is how a real STIMULUS PACKAGE works!

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I like the "Sheep Tranquiliser". It was challenging.

I had a good laugh with "A Man's Life In 3 Pictures".

The explanation of the symbiosis between "loneliness" & "poverty" is so true to me that I don't think it's funny.
 
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