Have you confessed to a priest lately?

[A Singaporean]

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being
away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby.

And on the wall a fine photographic display of various women
who appear to have misplaced their garments.

He hears a priest come in. “Father, forgive me for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”

The priest replies, “Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side!”

 

[tanwahtiu]

That what happen when a priest died and queue at Saint Peter gate....

A priest died and queue at Saint Peter gate.

In front of him is a plane driver Pilot, a ahneh plane driver.

The priest saw ah Saint Pete give a golden robe to the ahneh...

But the priest is given a white robe and buay song lehhh.

He ask ah Saint angmoh... Hey what's up I am a priest and preaches God to people every Sunday and hear their complain and confession of their weirdest stories...

Ah Saint angmoh kia look up at the priest and smile... And answered...

Well... When the ahneh drive the plane with a fake plane training degree, everyone in the plane prayed hard from their heart for the driver....

But whenever u preaches everyone in the room sleeps......

Move on....next please.....