Looking for jobs is tough as a gen z when your employer just thinks you’re not cut out for success. as a kid who hasn’t had the easiest life growing up i struggle to connect with other people my age because all they wanna do is fuck around meanwhile i’m trying to retire my parents
There are no good jobs for your generation anymore. All have been snagged by foreigners. Your parents and grandparents voted for this scenario for their own benefits. To put it bluntly, they fuck you over for their own pockets. Best is to bring them to "an excursion" at international waters.
Main plan (Must do) : Get into insurance, then wrangle them to purchase hefty life insurance policies
Here's The Plan :
01) Rent a private fishing boat with a hood, preferably registered under a western country. ie: AU / NZ (
no death penalty)
02) Get these following items ready way beforehand (
Cash purchases ONLY. Must purchase them from several locations and different dates):
a full body raincoat, see photo for reference:
Depending on the boat size and number of sacrificial lambs
3-4 or more bottles of bleach
2 or more jerry cans filled with wet sand
Large plastic wraps / Large trash bag (preferred)
Preferably a dozen of duct tapes or more
Standalone items (essential)
A saltwater submersible pump, hose attached with a spray gun:
fishing fillet knife / surgical scalpel
Fresh set of identical clothes and footwear
Large dry bag, least 20L. (The larger, the better)
UV torch / Understanding forensic investigation.
Implementation instrument(s)
Something hefty in weight to induce trauma to the skull or neck.
Blunt force trauma is preferred. This is to prevent excessive blood spillage.
ie: blunt side of a fire axe, wrench, etc
Head torch (hands free)
Textured rubber kitchen gloves (optional)
Long zip ties
Some rags and suitable sized plastic bags
03) Pick the parent or grandparent you like the least. Maybe all 6, the choice is yours.
04) Drive it up to international waters for a "fishing trip". As far away from territorial waters of Malaysia and Indonesia as possible.
12 Nautical Mile Limit (22 km) is the typical boundary for most SE Asian counrties.
05) Pick a suitable spot to drop anchor
06) Put on a full body raincoat
07) Induce unconsciousness on the intended person.
08) Zip tie the limbs to prevent flailing as the boat will be rocky.
09) Tied the necessary weights like jerry cans filled with wet sand, anchor or rocks onto the unconscious person
10) lay down the bags / sheets, prepare your duct tapes, bleach, knife
11) Perform a small perforation just above the belly button. This is to prevent bloating from decomposition.
12) Wrap it up with attached weights
13) Drop the payload
14) Douse the boat in bleach and wait for least 20 mins. Remember to keep least 1 bottle remaining
15) Start with your pump and wash the boat
16) Strip off your clothes and footwear.
17) Put everything that's being used into the dry bag with a suitable sized weight into the dry bag.
Fold the mouth of the bag not too tight and zip tie it loosely to allow submersion.
18) Drop the secondary payload
19) Wash yourself clean and put on your fresh set of (identical) clothes and footwear.
20) Return to the dock and wait for night fall
21) Get your your head and UV torches, bleach, rags and plastic bags ready.
22) Used your UV torch to scrutinise for possible overlooked blood stains which are not obvious
23) Wipe as needed
24) Wrap everything in the plastic bags and dispose them in high trash pickup areas.
ie: A dumpster at the back of a restaurant. (DO NOT BURN THEM IN PUBLIC, YOU WILL ATTARCT UNWANTED ATTENTION)
25) Make a police report to report "Lost at sea" asap.
26) Immigrate / "Vacation" to a country which has no death penalty about a month or longer after the "incident".
Cite reason to everyone, including the IO when asked : To calm the nerves from the "terrible" tragedy.
During this period, make your exit strategy asap or best plan it for the execution of this "incident"
Do NOT stay in SG and wait to collect your insurance payout for too long.
Only return to collect the payout if possible.
