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Google to leave Australia over 'evil' filter
Liam Tung, ZDNet.com.au on April 1st, 2010 (8 hours ago)

Google will close its Australian operations, effectively blacklisting the country in response to the Federal Government's "evil" plan to filter the internet.

Gooooone for good
(Credit: ZDNet.com.au)

ZDNet.com.au has confirmed that the search engine giant will close its doors on Australia for good, effective immediately, marking the end of four years of its operation here and a long-running battle with the government over its plan to filter the internet.

Known for changing its famous logo to commemorate special occasions, Google's Australian site this morning featured a somewhat blunt statement on how the company viewed its place in the local market (see screenshot).

"We've already left China. That was clearly not a bluff and besides I couldn't take the food anyway," said Google CEO Eric Schmidt. "Oh yeah, and our company motto is always... I mean never ... wait, it's 'Don't Be Evil'. So we just can't be part of it."

Schmidt did however concede that it would be harder to leave Australia than China.

"It's a shame because our Sydney office has really nice views of the harbour. And have you seen our kitchen? I suppose Fairfax will want it now. Well, what's left of it anyway."

When asked for comment, Communications Minister Stephen Conroy was silent for a moment before shouting, "They can't blacklist us ... we've already blacklisted them!"

Conroy was stunned (Credit: Ben Grubb/ZDNet.com.au)

Some Microsoft representatives were on hand outside Conroy's office to offer their thoughts on Google's departure — and to hand out the many "Bing" T-shirts they had brought along.

"Look, we believe in competition, and now that Google is leaving Australia we will be able to compete," a Microsoft spokesperson said.

While it's goodbye to Google for Aussies, the company will retain a local presence, according to Schmidt.

"We expect to continue operations in the region — just not in Australia", said Schmidt. "We'll probably move to another nearby country, like Tasmania or something."


http://www.zdnet.com.au/google-to-leave-australia-over-evil-filter_print-339302180.htm

 

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Beckham joining Socceroos

Former England captain Beckham, who won't play for England due to an Achilles tendon injury and subsequent surgery, announced he was joining the Socceroos as assistant manager.

The deal was sealed after Football Federation Australia chairman Frank Lowy sent Beckham a fruit basket and get-well card after his surgery last month.

"The pineapple and bananas (FFA) sent made Becks realize he's really appreciated by the Aussies," a source said.

Listen to the interview from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation radio:

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