Great S'pore Sales Figures Not So Great. See How They Will Spin....

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Again at Binjai Park coffee shop for ba kut teh.

Next table someone from big department store say their sales for month of June is actually not great. She says her competitors also complaining sales are not good.

Lets wait for our wonderful spinners at NEWS INC to go to work. Have a good laugh or 2 then.
 
How the hell did the The Great Singapore Bullshit achieve higher sales revenue year after year?

Well, the sale started off for just a few days and was confined to Orchard Road. Then they lengthened the period of sale. And when that was not enough, they kept expanding the area under the GSB to the heartlands.

I am sure they are most happy to let the bubble burst this year with a BIG sigh of relief. They can blame it on the recession and flu pandemic. It is a once in a few decades golden opportunity.
 
With 154th spinning tales for the "good of everyone's sake", I am sure they will check up with their white scum master on what to write....:rolleyes:
 
She says her competitors also complaining sales are not good.

Of course competitors will claim poor sales. It's called misinformation you twit!:rolleyes:

Nobody reveals the true to state of their sales figures to a competitor.
 


Again at Binjai Park coffee shop for ba kut teh.




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How the hell did the The Great Singapore Bullshit achieve higher sales revenue year after year?

Well, the sale started off for just a few days and was confined to Orchard Road. Then they lengthened the period of sale. And when that was not enough, they kept expanding the area under the GSB to the heartlands.

I am sure they are most happy to let the bubble burst this year with a BIG sigh of relief. They can blame it on the recession and flu pandemic. It is a once in a few decades golden opportunity.

Sounds like some GRC thingy. The entire sales figure would eventually be used to jep up the no.?
 
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