gov was right! cpf can really make us rich!!

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for those with little cpfs, do not despair. gov was right all along. cpf can make every sgporeans very rich. well, if not alive than very very rich after stiff dead.

here's how.

since it's the HUNGRY GHOSTS MONTH, use cpf money to burn more hell money and save it in hell's cpf account. from few thousands live cpf after burning, it should convert into millions if not BILLIONS hell notes all safe and saved in your cpf account in hellgate.

there. don't say i didn't teach u how to make the most out of your petty miserable living cpf. it's an investment to prosper you but the only condition now - u gotta to be dead to use it.:p (and provided hell does exist.:*: )
 
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Why burn money when you can burn a few reputable banks and charge cards?
for those with little cpfs, do not despair. gov was right all along. cpf can make every sgporeans very rich. well, if not alive than very very rich after stiff dead.

here's how.

since it's the HUNGRY GHOSTS MONTH, use cpf money to burn more hell money and save it in hell's cpf account. from few thousands live cpf after burning, it should convert into millions if not BILLIONS hell notes all safe and saved in your cpf account in hellgate.

there. don't say i didn't teach u how to make the most out of your petty miserable living cpf. it's an investment to prosper you but the only condition now - u gotta to be dead to use it.:p (and provided hell does exist.:*: )
 
who knows one might also need to contribute to cpf up there or down there :eek:
 
one thing for sure if u r living in sgp and not very rich. u can die but cannot fall sick. as an encouragement, u r better off and richer when dead than alive.:p
 
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