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Chitchat Gong kia ang moh get his testicle stuck in an IKEA stool

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/laurenstra...icle-trouble?utm_term=.frX8jv6D6j#.mqzeK6MzMK
 
according to IKEA, all stool now comes with sticker that says

Mind the Giap.
 
according to IKEA, all stool now comes with sticker that says

Mind the Giap.

Plus an automated perpetual battery player with tiny speaker that says, " beep, beep, beep, balls are closer, MIND THE GAP":D
 
Ang Moh is not wrong in using the stool to measure the size of the testicle.
 
Plus an automated perpetual battery player with tiny speaker that says, " beep, beep, beep, balls are closer, MIND THE GAP":D

He is masturbating during showering and got one of his balls stuck. :D
 
Which idiot actually buys IKEA's furniture? Most people I know go there only for their food!
 
Ang Moh is not wrong in using the stool to measure the size of the testicle.
and it doesn't help that most males share the same name of a Chinese ancestor (regardless of race)....
mr wan hung low......:eek:
 
He is masturbating during showering and got one of his balls stuck. :D

Then the automated speaker, will sound " tok, tok, tok, tok, BALLS ARE HOT, countdown to eject, 10, 9, 8....." :D
 
freddie, nelson, alan, leslie, malcolm and benny will find this feature a treat. they eagerly await below chair to licky licky lick lick.
 
He has a decent explanation for having his testicle stuck in the hole of the stool although the story is still stunning. What if it was his shaft that got stuck in the stool?
How is he going to smoke this one?
 
his cock was passing stool when it got stuck.
 
He has a decent explanation for having his testicle stuck in the hole of the stool although the story is still stunning. What if it was his shaft that got stuck in the stool?
How is he going to smoke this one?
well, that gives another meaning to "the whole trouble in this whole world, is the hole trouble" ;)
 
He has a decent explanation for having his testicle stuck in the hole of the stool although the story is still stunning. What if it was his shaft that got stuck in the stool?
How is he going to smoke this one?

In the spirit of IKEA, he is experimenting DIY.
 
He has a decent explanation for having his testicle stuck in the hole of the stool although the story is still stunning. What if it was his shaft that got stuck in the stool?
How is he going to smoke this one?

Yes, he can explain the balls & make a tall tale out of it...but on how his shaft got stuck is another, if that happen...IKEA designers will have to consider drilling larger holes...ha ha ha ha
 
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