Needs:
- "Branding Iron" logo
- Succulents hanging from ceiling in glass pods
- A minimum of 15 IPAs
- Fries served in a paper cone
- Fries not included with menu items traditionally served with them
- Truffle oil
- "Artisanal"
- Aoli
- "Farm-to-table"
- Server has "pig butchery" tattoo
- Leather aprons
- Food is good but not worth price
- Hipsters everywhere
- Folgers coffee is $4.50 a cup
- Out of business in under a year
