funny character people

[god_zeus]

I wonder how common are these 'funny character' people

someone told me is is VERY common

funny character 1
before he throw away a old computer
he take out the hard disk
and hit in repeatedly with a hammer
then use fire to burn it
then kam guan to throw away

funny character 2
this old man cock annot stand
feel depress
needed to look for excitement
but too scared to go to a prositute
becos he christian and feel he is holier than everybody
so he went to the piceses shop in front of smith street
and steal a comb from the shop
when he come out without getting caught
he shout ' wah tio tau pio (I strike fist price) hah ha ha
then he feel shiok like that
and praise himself for beateing 'the system'

character 3
he invite you to come to his house
then when you come
he ignore you and do his own thing eg reading his book

character 4
you were suppose to meet a fellow
finally 2 hours later he show up
and feel he did nothing wrong
and that it is his 'birghtright' to let you wait for him

if you told someone that you are meeting him where and when
he will not show up or tell you that he is not coming
becos he is under a deillusion that
if someone other than you knows where and when is will appear
he feels threaten by soemthing

character 5
one successful simex trader
will hide somewhere in a carpark
when someone drive his car out
he will quickly follw closely behind to get out without paying
when asked, he said he like to 'beat the system'

 

[Balls2U]

U are the 6th funny character - For posting such a bo liao thread!

 

[†††††]

the greatest funny character is someone who thinks people in the north are flabby old psychopathic