Forumer's girfeind Encounter with FengShui Master

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Forumer's girlfriend Encounter with FengShui Master

Recently my gf went to see a fengshui master at People's Park Complex. as she have keep on dreaming of her aborted baby ... (She aborted before).

After telling the master her enounter, the master took her birthday and do some calculation.

After some thoughts, the master told her that because my gf's yin qi is too strong and yang qi is very weak. Therefore the aborted baby can keep on appearing in her dream and in fact not only in the dream but has always beside my gf not wanted to leave.

He told my gf, if the baby do not wanted to leave, it will cauce harm to my gf and not good to the baby either.

He told my gf that it will be good to increase my gf's yang qi, so that the baby wont be able to keep staying beside her.

My gf then asked him how to increase yang qi.

He told my gf the only way to increase the yang qi and chase away the baby comes in three phrase. My gf have to follow strictly without doubt if not my gf will be in bad luck for a long time and will be harm too if did not follow the instruction after knowing this method.

My gf then asked him what method is this?

He wanted my gf to promise she will follow if not he will not reveal the method.

My gf promised, as she wanted to noe what is the method.

The master reveals that in order to increase yang qi, the first phase is to use flower to bath. He then took out packet of flower and told my gf to bath with these flowers. He said by bathing with flower, it will release partial ying qi within her.

But my gf have to bath in front of him so that he can closely monitoring the situation.

My gf asked how to bath in front of him?

He told my gf, dun worry he have a bathroom at the other side of his office.

Second phase is mastaubating. He told my gf using flower to bath can only partial remove the ying qi. In order to remove most of it, she wanted my gf to mastaubate till cum so to release the ying qi and at the same time he needs to be around to see whether the ying qi has been fully release or not. If not, he will asked my gf to mastaubate again till fully release.

Thirdly, he told my gf, once the ying qi is released, she need yang qi into her body in order to keep a balance or ying and yang inside her. This way, she will be free from all sorts of spirit thingy.

My gf asked him how to do it?

He said must find a guy who is highly skilled in dealing this spiritual issue to mate with her.

My gf said: What?! Mate with you?

He said; Yes, so my yang qi will pass right into your body, this is the only direct way to let you have a balance in ying and yang.

he continued: if you do not wanna mate with me is fine, you can choose to do it oral instead, in this way, my yang qi can also transfer to your body.

He told my gf that now she noe the method, she have to follow it if not misfortune will fall upon her.

Suddenly her hp rings as I called her, she said she have to pick up a call first and she fled from that place.

Can i report to the police or sue him by saying he attempted to cheat my gf??

Coz i really wanna sexpose him but what if he fully deny and sue me back for deflame him how??

http://forums.fuckwarezone.com.sg/showthread.php?t=3324740
 
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hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. one thing for sure: dump this stupid woman.
3. she shall be raped the next time!
 
Wow that's so stupid. If anyone fall for this conjob, they should be whipped for stupidity!
 
5 out of 10 for originality- stories involving mediums, fortune teller a bit over used already
4 out of 10 for language
5 out of 10 for structure

marginally fail.
 
Nice story line for Shin Min or Wan Bao.
Well done!
Don't forget to copyright the story.
 
fengshui master see fengshui leh not medium or exorcist.
nxt time ask a medium how to give baby lor.
wth.:eek:
 
Re: Forumer's girlfriend Encounter with FengShui Master

stupid master
 
Re: Forumer's girlfriend Encounter with FengShui Master

This reminds me of my own experience a few years back when every night I would dream that scary monsters kept crawling out from under my bed and disrupt my sleep

I told this to one guy I met while having a drink in a bar one night

"that, I can surely help you" the man said
"what!" I asked him "you, a psychiatrist or what?"
"No la" the man replied "I am a carpenter, I can help saw the legs off your bed la"
 
Re: Forumer's girlfriend Encounter with FengShui Master

19 pages n still no address or shop name...ting mos likely CSB leh...:D:D
 
Re: Forumer's girlfriend Encounter with FengShui Master

still got clowns using these old tricks ???


still got goons falling for them ???!!!
 
Re: Forumer's girlfriend Encounter with FengShui Master

Never ever trust Fengshui masters.. They are bloody conmen..
 
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