Former Mindef fat cat Desperate Quack coins new term - 'One under incident'

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Peasantpore: The highly profitable but inept SMRT said train services on the East West Line were affected on Sunday night due to a "one-under" incident in the tunnel between heartlander Redhill and Tiong Bahru stations.

The train operator said services between Queenstown and Outram stations on both bounds were temporarily disrupted at 8.23pm for about 11 minutes before Quack made up his mind concerning the clever choice of words to fool peasants. Quack knew he only need to express regret if a National Serf dies during training annually but he must now use the correct terms to distance SMRT's gabra, if possible for any train service breakdown. Former Mindef paper tigers are experts at playing language games. The Water Works aka PUB former naval lame duck used 'ponding' to pass off as floods.

Eastbound services were thereafter suspended intermittently between 9.14pm and 10.17pm, to facilitate poodles and Peasant Civil Wayang works. Of course, both Poodles and Civil Wayang knew lack of security measures allowed a peasant to kill himself on the tracks.

SMRT said Ho Jinx's dividends are safe because it appears to be a case of a poor peasant who decided to kill himself. There will be no compensation nor fines but someone in SMRT will be forced out because the lack of safety and security made Desperate Quack look like a fool. If someone can slip onto the tracks, Desperate Quack's former military base should be as loose as a whore's cunt.
 
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The term "One Under" was coined by staff of the London Underground ages ago.

When I was living there in the 80s, it was a weekly occurrence. The current figure is about 80 per year.
 
Damage control by Mouthpiece

hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1233986/1/.html

Peasantpore: The highly profitable but inept SMRT said train services on the East West Line were affected on Sunday night due to a "one-under" incident in the tunnel between heartlander Redhill and Tiong Bahru stations.

The train operator said services between Queenstown and Outram stations on both bounds were temporarily disrupted at 8.23pm for about 11 minutes before Quack made up his mind concerning the clever choice of words to fool peasants. Quack knew he only need to express regret if a National Serf dies during training annually but he must now use the correct terms to show SMRT's gabra for any train service breakdown. Former Mindef paper tigers are experts at playing language games. The Water Works aka PUB former naval lame duck used 'ponding' to pass off as floods.

Eastbound services were thereafter suspended intermittently between 9.14pm and 10.17pm, to facilitate poodles and Peasant Civil Wayang works. Of course, both Poodles and Civil Wayang knew lack of security measures allowed a peasant to kill himself on the tracks.

SMRT said Ho Jinx's dividends are safe because it appears to be a case of a poor peasant who decided to kill himself. There will be no compensation nor fines but someone in SMRT will be forced out because lack of safety and security made Desperate Quack look like a fool. If someone can slip onto the tracks, Desperate Quack's former military base should be as loose as a whore's cunt.

He finally made an appearance and made some comments after be ponded by complaints.
 
The train did not breakdown.
It just fails to carry on to the next station.

Desperate Quack can use my phrase for his next press conference. Free of charge.
 
The train did not breakdown.
It just fails to carry on to the next station.

Desperate Quack can use my phrase for his next press conference. Free of charge.

'One under' is an Engleland term.....similar to Peasantpore's 'up the lorry'. Desperate Quack must be kicking himself on the butt for taking up SMRT's job. It will be easier to pull wool for a national serf training incident e.g. Hendon Dunker Incident, than to cum up with a silly excuse to explain lax security despite 'best Asia Pac train' system.
 
Quack knew he only need to express regret if a National Serf dies during training annually but he must now use the correct terms to distance SMRT's gabra, if possible for any train service breakdown.

He must have got his lackeys to google for hours, and present him a list of euphemisms for subway suicides. I say if it hails from Engleland, it is classy enough.
 
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