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PEASANTPORE: Foreign merchants in Peasantpore have told the regime to provide more cheap foreign peasant or serf as they are paying economic rents to enrich the regime for many donkey full moons since 1967.
The Peasantpore International Chamber of Merchants (SICM), which represents more than 700 global merchants based in Peasantpore, said the regime's restrictions on foreign serfs to score retail politics points have not been helpful in their cheap labour operations in Peasantpore.
In a dour response, the Peasantpower Ministry merelt told mouthpiece CNA to let the foreign merchants know that the decision to slow the foreign manpower growth was made 24 full moons ago based on the Economic Strategies Committee (ESC) report hinted that Ruler Loong will be given more black eyes, especially during Procedural Erections 2016, if he continues to favour foreign serfs at local peasants expense.
The wayang Committee was set up in 2009 orginally recommended the same 'favour cheap foreign peasant' strategies to ensure the rent extraction economy continue to use cheap labour to attract and retain foreign merchants.
It added that pro-foreign peasants changes introduced had been gradual since ex-Regent Woody's days till local peasants wised up and realised that the regime was toying with them, plotting to replace them with cheap foreign labour. The outlash forced out a useless Boy George in Aljunied and forced Ruler Loong to make some short term promises to stem cheap foreign labour inflows. Ruler Loong's trick promise was exposed as a lie when sharp netizens revealed that Overtime Tan CJ flooded Peasantpore with cheap Personalised Employment Pass (PEP) labour. This forced Ruler Loong and his minion Overtime Time Tan to play punk with merchants by raising the stipend bar for white collar foreigners. As usual, the foreign merchants who are addicted to cheap labour decided to 'cry father cry mother' to make their views heard after the netizens forced the regime raised the bar for those applying for a PEP loophole.
The PEP, which among other things, allows unemployed foreign white collar peasants to work as whores or toy-boys in Peasantpore continuously for six months, will soon require them to serve more clients to reach a minimum annual fixed stipend of S$144,000 - up from the existing S$34,000 a year. Small wonder, many foreign merchants used the PEP backdoor to hire cheap pinoys, nehs, PRCs and even Viets to replace local peasants.
More measures to further calibrate the numbers of S Pass holders may also be soon introduced.
SICC's chief closet paedophile , Fillip Over-hymen, said: "If I am a paedophile, what I really want to know though, is not whether I am going to Cambodia or Laos to prey on children, next month or next year, but what's very important is, tell me and my paedophile chums whether the Cambodians or Laotians are going to ban us Ang Mohs from preying on their children.
"When the lumpar employment law is sort of changed, like the way a PRC KTV hostess changing her soiled underwear, then we merchants must keep looking for loopholes to exploit cheap foreign labour....I rather spend my evenings playing with Changi Beach Toyboys...."
Overtime Tan CJ's wayang ministry stressed that foreign peasants remain valuable to Peasantpore's workforce. However he needs to wayang some changes to placate some clever netizens who kept up the good work and exploit the regime's various tricks to import foreigners. After the national 'Hundred Flowers' Campaign' is over, the anti-regime netizens and peasants will be identified, imprisioned and indoctrinated to ensure they kowtow Ruler Loong.
Interest rate fixer, Barclays' regional whoring economist, canto Leong Ho-zai, said: "KNNCCB, Peasantpore thinks she is like Uncle Sam and Europe where they have this well educated pool of peasants who cum up with innovation to drive a value added economy. It is merely a third world rent extraction economy that has less screw-ups less than its basketcase neighbours. Tightening of foreign peasants' arse will induce foreign merchants to decamp and move to body-snatchers infested Johor for example, or to Commie PRC to continue their sex orgies."
Over-hymen said: "So our merchant chums are sort of waiting, let's see what happens when the regime manage to restore order by using various political ruses to draw out the critics and hammer them in one fell swop. As long our Ang Moh members have access to cheap whores or SPGs in Peasantpore, we will struggle a bit and see.
"The real issue will cum up when, the we merchants finally sit down and say, okay, whore by whore, if Commie PRC or other South East Asiatic sex hubs have cheaper hookers, can I afford to fark the whores or SPGs in Peasantpore, or is it time for us to move on? That Butcher Hun Sen is promising us a ton of Cambodian children for our perverted pleasure....."
The SICC had also suggested that the Manpower Ministry set up an Arse Business Council. The foreign merchants believes that such a Council, made up of big wig merchants will lobby the ministry and provide fundings to skew and subvert public perception about the harms of big heap of foreign serfs. Overtime Tan, pleased with a scrapgoat setup, had said that it's a useful idea to provide jobs for his lackeys and will consider it.
The ministry also added that it will continue to hold regular R&R sessions with lecherous foreign merchants and develop more strategies while farking whores in KTV lounges to ease the tensions.
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PEASANTPORE: Foreign merchants in Peasantpore have told the regime to provide more cheap foreign peasant or serf as they are paying economic rents to enrich the regime for many donkey full moons since 1967.
The Peasantpore International Chamber of Merchants (SICM), which represents more than 700 global merchants based in Peasantpore, said the regime's restrictions on foreign serfs to score retail politics points have not been helpful in their cheap labour operations in Peasantpore.
In a dour response, the Peasantpower Ministry merelt told mouthpiece CNA to let the foreign merchants know that the decision to slow the foreign manpower growth was made 24 full moons ago based on the Economic Strategies Committee (ESC) report hinted that Ruler Loong will be given more black eyes, especially during Procedural Erections 2016, if he continues to favour foreign serfs at local peasants expense.
The wayang Committee was set up in 2009 orginally recommended the same 'favour cheap foreign peasant' strategies to ensure the rent extraction economy continue to use cheap labour to attract and retain foreign merchants.
It added that pro-foreign peasants changes introduced had been gradual since ex-Regent Woody's days till local peasants wised up and realised that the regime was toying with them, plotting to replace them with cheap foreign labour. The outlash forced out a useless Boy George in Aljunied and forced Ruler Loong to make some short term promises to stem cheap foreign labour inflows. Ruler Loong's trick promise was exposed as a lie when sharp netizens revealed that Overtime Tan CJ flooded Peasantpore with cheap Personalised Employment Pass (PEP) labour. This forced Ruler Loong and his minion Overtime Time Tan to play punk with merchants by raising the stipend bar for white collar foreigners. As usual, the foreign merchants who are addicted to cheap labour decided to 'cry father cry mother' to make their views heard after the netizens forced the regime raised the bar for those applying for a PEP loophole.
The PEP, which among other things, allows unemployed foreign white collar peasants to work as whores or toy-boys in Peasantpore continuously for six months, will soon require them to serve more clients to reach a minimum annual fixed stipend of S$144,000 - up from the existing S$34,000 a year. Small wonder, many foreign merchants used the PEP backdoor to hire cheap pinoys, nehs, PRCs and even Viets to replace local peasants.
More measures to further calibrate the numbers of S Pass holders may also be soon introduced.
SICC's chief closet paedophile , Fillip Over-hymen, said: "If I am a paedophile, what I really want to know though, is not whether I am going to Cambodia or Laos to prey on children, next month or next year, but what's very important is, tell me and my paedophile chums whether the Cambodians or Laotians are going to ban us Ang Mohs from preying on their children.
"When the lumpar employment law is sort of changed, like the way a PRC KTV hostess changing her soiled underwear, then we merchants must keep looking for loopholes to exploit cheap foreign labour....I rather spend my evenings playing with Changi Beach Toyboys...."
Overtime Tan CJ's wayang ministry stressed that foreign peasants remain valuable to Peasantpore's workforce. However he needs to wayang some changes to placate some clever netizens who kept up the good work and exploit the regime's various tricks to import foreigners. After the national 'Hundred Flowers' Campaign' is over, the anti-regime netizens and peasants will be identified, imprisioned and indoctrinated to ensure they kowtow Ruler Loong.
Interest rate fixer, Barclays' regional whoring economist, canto Leong Ho-zai, said: "KNNCCB, Peasantpore thinks she is like Uncle Sam and Europe where they have this well educated pool of peasants who cum up with innovation to drive a value added economy. It is merely a third world rent extraction economy that has less screw-ups less than its basketcase neighbours. Tightening of foreign peasants' arse will induce foreign merchants to decamp and move to body-snatchers infested Johor for example, or to Commie PRC to continue their sex orgies."
Over-hymen said: "So our merchant chums are sort of waiting, let's see what happens when the regime manage to restore order by using various political ruses to draw out the critics and hammer them in one fell swop. As long our Ang Moh members have access to cheap whores or SPGs in Peasantpore, we will struggle a bit and see.
"The real issue will cum up when, the we merchants finally sit down and say, okay, whore by whore, if Commie PRC or other South East Asiatic sex hubs have cheaper hookers, can I afford to fark the whores or SPGs in Peasantpore, or is it time for us to move on? That Butcher Hun Sen is promising us a ton of Cambodian children for our perverted pleasure....."
The SICC had also suggested that the Manpower Ministry set up an Arse Business Council. The foreign merchants believes that such a Council, made up of big wig merchants will lobby the ministry and provide fundings to skew and subvert public perception about the harms of big heap of foreign serfs. Overtime Tan, pleased with a scrapgoat setup, had said that it's a useful idea to provide jobs for his lackeys and will consider it.
The ministry also added that it will continue to hold regular R&R sessions with lecherous foreign merchants and develop more strategies while farking whores in KTV lounges to ease the tensions.
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