FNN: Fake News Network
Reporter: knnccb
In a stunning turn of events that shocked everyone from head to balls, Dotard steadfastly refused to move out of the White House, by super-gluing his orange ass to the presidential seat. The Biden camp was caught completely offguard by this brazen moronic act of defiance, when asked Biden had this to say to FNN's moi, "I knew how desperately he wanted to win but I never expected him to stoop this low". Biden later conceded defeat and was seen leaving from the back gate. A visibly euphoric Dotard is expected to crown himself as the first Amerikan dictator in history, the coronation will take place immediately after he is unglued from the chair.
Reporter: knnccb
In a stunning turn of events that shocked everyone from head to balls, Dotard steadfastly refused to move out of the White House, by super-gluing his orange ass to the presidential seat. The Biden camp was caught completely offguard by this brazen moronic act of defiance, when asked Biden had this to say to FNN's moi, "I knew how desperately he wanted to win but I never expected him to stoop this low". Biden later conceded defeat and was seen leaving from the back gate. A visibly euphoric Dotard is expected to crown himself as the first Amerikan dictator in history, the coronation will take place immediately after he is unglued from the chair.
