Expensive toys from Alibaba

[johnny333]

While looking around www.alibaba.com I found some interesting products for the well heeled male adult.

So if you have a fat bonus of US$3,000 & trying to decide what to spend it on you can consider the sperm collector

http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Semen-Collection-Auto-humanity-sperm-collector_664607561.html
As seen on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GiEGPm-Ws

Don't forget to post a field report

 

[halsey02]

ahh!...how to explain to ambulance crew...your_____ is stuck in the____!!

 

[Tuayapeh]

While looking around www.alibaba.com I found some interesting products for the well heeled male adult.

So if you have a fat bonus of US$3,000 & trying to decide what to spend it on you can consider the sperm collector

http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Semen-Collection-Auto-humanity-sperm-collector_664607561.html
As seen on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GiEGPm-Ws

Don't forget to post a field report

Yeah please place your order with mr FLIX DONG HAHAHAHA


LOL


SMLj?

 

[STUCK_HERE]

Cut and paste here. Who gives a damn to follow that link

 

[johnny333]

ahh!...how to explain to ambulance crew...your_____ is stuck in the____!!

If you are afraid of the quality of chinese electronics there is always the lifelike full size silicon sex dolls but the can be more costly than the electronic sperm collector
They might also not be anatomically correct

Cheep Cheep from $600 to $6,000
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/full-real-silicone-sex-dolls-silicone_1517341692.html
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/2013-newest-custom-made-full-silicone_1572925905.html
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/2013-newest-custom-made-full-silicone_718935769.html
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/1-38m-Japanese-full-silicone-sex_1518424567.html
http://www.alibaba.com/product-deta...full-silicone-sex-doll-Cassie_1044491010.html

In the past I've never really looked at Alibaba because I got the impression that it was more for wholesalers who buy in bulk. However it can be an interesting place to shop. For example I found many of the same Whole Body Vibration units selling in the US available at alibaba. It's cheaper to source these units from China rather than the US. The vendors in China are also more hungry & willing to ship to Sporean. While the US vendors are only interested in the US market.

 

[groinroot]

While looking around www.alibaba.com I found some interesting products for the well heeled male adult.

So if you have a fat bonus of US$3,000 & trying to decide what to spend it on you can consider the sperm collectorD

Ha ha ha!
Sperm collectors in Geylang will do job more cheaply.LOL

 

[johnny333]

Ha ha ha!
Sperm collectors in Geylang will do job more cheaply.LOL

Ah yes but with a sperm collector you don't have to go to Geylang. Can do it in the comfort of your own home. No need to worry about traffic, parking, crowds, ....
Having one doesn't mean you can't go to Geylang. Just that you more options especially when you are too busy to go to Geylang.

If you are married the wife might even approve because she will know that you will not get a STD. Some couples might even use it as a tool to enhance their marriage.

Some people might even put one in their living room as a talking piece. Having a Merc is so common but how many have their own "Sperm collector"

 

[halsey02]

Ah yes but with a sperm collector you don't have to go to Geylang. Can do it in the comfort of your own home. No need to worry about traffic, parking, crowds, ....
Having one doesn't mean you can't go to Geylang. Just that you more options especially when you are too busy to go to Geylang.

If you are married the wife might even approve because she will know that you will not get a STD. Some couples might even use it as a tool to enhance their marriage.

Some people might even put one in their living room as a talking piece. Having a Merc is so common but how many have their own "Sperm collector"

Recently a couple of high profile people was charged in court & lost their high paying jobs, due to "sperm collectors".... ha ha ha