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The Oxford English Dictionary defines eschatology as "The department of theological science concerned with ‘the four last things: death, judgement, heaven and hell’.
On the other hand, eschatoloLEE is the study of the three last things of LEEgime: rot, collapse and judgement.
Let's begin with the study of the end times of Old Fart.
Below are some of the signs that Old Fart is on his way out:
1. Enactment of laws prohibiting both local and foreign online media from discussing, reporting and disseminating "false and malicious" rumours that hurt LEEgime, in particular FamiLEE
2. Massive transfers of military personnel to occupy positions of agencies that deal with the provision of critical and essential resources such as water, fuel, transportation (train, bus, air), print media and broadcasting, mobile phone and internet, etc...
3. There are bulk orders for black-coloured cloths
4. Medical specialists are ordered to be on standby
5. Hong Lim Park is closed indefinitely to the public for "maintenance"
6. Intermittent disruptions to mobile phone and internet services
7. Pinky starts to wear bright red in the hope that Old Fart's health will improve
8. Old Fart's daughter starts to write crankier articles for the state-controlled media
On the other hand, eschatoloLEE is the study of the three last things of LEEgime: rot, collapse and judgement.
Let's begin with the study of the end times of Old Fart.
Below are some of the signs that Old Fart is on his way out:
1. Enactment of laws prohibiting both local and foreign online media from discussing, reporting and disseminating "false and malicious" rumours that hurt LEEgime, in particular FamiLEE
2. Massive transfers of military personnel to occupy positions of agencies that deal with the provision of critical and essential resources such as water, fuel, transportation (train, bus, air), print media and broadcasting, mobile phone and internet, etc...
3. There are bulk orders for black-coloured cloths
4. Medical specialists are ordered to be on standby
5. Hong Lim Park is closed indefinitely to the public for "maintenance"
6. Intermittent disruptions to mobile phone and internet services
7. Pinky starts to wear bright red in the hope that Old Fart's health will improve
8. Old Fart's daughter starts to write crankier articles for the state-controlled media
