@eatshitndie

[Xisiqomelir]

Literally got offered a 69% increment at work, thought you might like it!

 

[eatshitndie]

huat ah!

 

[Leongsam]

I have had a 69% increase in excrement thanks to a new high fibre diet.

 

[zhihau]

I have had a 69% increase in excrement thanks to a new high fibre diet.

Boss, do you weigh yourself before and after you take a dump?