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PEASANTPORE: Peasant Representative for Unrepentant Aljunied GRC Sylvia Lim is trying very to be funny and has asked if Peasantpore's population data could be made public.
In reply, Deputy Prime Minion and Gestapo Affairs Minion, Duke of Punggol, Teo CH said most of the useless information is already available in the public domain.
Duke Teo said: "This Sylvia Lim, not married, perhaps a virgin huh...but in asking this question, confirmed fucking malicious. Everyone knows autocratic regimes hoard information to retain its political edge.
"You think Ruler Loong so stupid to give up his information asymmetry advantage? Otherwise how cum you are only a political pariah but he is a Ruler? Never use your cunt is it?"
"No despot will willingly give up his information asymmetry edge. Just like a used car merchant, he knows the lemon cars in his shop but he will never inform the customer? Which used car merchant is so honest and tell his customer that so and such a car is a lemon? They are ex-loan sharks turned used car merchants! Get it?!
Same case for OKTs. They will tell you all their whores are super, even the not so good looking ones got service. Which idiot OKT will point out the dead fishes to his horny bastard customers?
Bargain Hen once claimed 7 in 10 jobs goes to 'locals' but he fucking refused to reveal he treat PRs as locals too. This is another notorious example of information asymmetry.
For similar reasons, Ruler Loong directed his minions and lackey to provide scant data on the number of immigrants but we will never divulge information for pariahs to use against us. Lumpar we may import more Commies PRCs to maintain the 7-2-1 ethnic ratio but which goondu will give you the numbers so that you will use it to gang bang us during debates? In your wet dreams perhaps!"
PEASANTPORE: Peasant Representative for Unrepentant Aljunied GRC Sylvia Lim is trying very to be funny and has asked if Peasantpore's population data could be made public.
In reply, Deputy Prime Minion and Gestapo Affairs Minion, Duke of Punggol, Teo CH said most of the useless information is already available in the public domain.
Duke Teo said: "This Sylvia Lim, not married, perhaps a virgin huh...but in asking this question, confirmed fucking malicious. Everyone knows autocratic regimes hoard information to retain its political edge.
"You think Ruler Loong so stupid to give up his information asymmetry advantage? Otherwise how cum you are only a political pariah but he is a Ruler? Never use your cunt is it?"
"No despot will willingly give up his information asymmetry edge. Just like a used car merchant, he knows the lemon cars in his shop but he will never inform the customer? Which used car merchant is so honest and tell his customer that so and such a car is a lemon? They are ex-loan sharks turned used car merchants! Get it?!
Same case for OKTs. They will tell you all their whores are super, even the not so good looking ones got service. Which idiot OKT will point out the dead fishes to his horny bastard customers?
Bargain Hen once claimed 7 in 10 jobs goes to 'locals' but he fucking refused to reveal he treat PRs as locals too. This is another notorious example of information asymmetry.
For similar reasons, Ruler Loong directed his minions and lackey to provide scant data on the number of immigrants but we will never divulge information for pariahs to use against us. Lumpar we may import more Commies PRCs to maintain the 7-2-1 ethnic ratio but which goondu will give you the numbers so that you will use it to gang bang us during debates? In your wet dreams perhaps!"
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