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Peasantpore: Degree Mill SIM University (UniSIM) said peasants and serfs opting to undertake the degree mill's part time degrees are getting younger.
This is due to the availability of more regime fee 'subsidies', and a higher number of polytechnic students pursuing the degree mill's courses straight after graduating. It is part of the regime's strategy to stem significant forex losses whenever peasants opt to continue their studies overseas e.g. Aussieland. In addition, while the regime is offering free varsity positions for foreigners, Aussie regime lackeys are smarter because they accept fee paying Peasantpore students and probably offer jobs to serve lazy dole seeking Aussies.
About 70 per cent of its total applications are from those between the ages of 21 and 30, proving more local peasants are opting for Unisim rather than overseas degree mills.
The Mouthpiece highlights a case where twenty-seven-year-old mat Kairul Karma-din-din's career in aviation is finally taking off. This is further proof education is a good and cheap tool to ensure Jihadis do not have ready pool of disgruntled youths to exploit.
Karma-din-din worked for a year with the Ministry of Propoganda Education as a general purpose boy, ocassionally teaching peasant students basic aircraft knowledge-gleaned from his diploma in aeronautical engineering. He probably got fed up because he is paid for menial tasks but forced to provide lessons that demostrated his above average IQ.
In 2008, Kairul decided to further his studies and enrolled in UniSIM's Bachelor of Engineering in Aerospace Systems. Kairul now works at a local sweatshop that specialises in unmanned spy aerial vehicles.
"If I had studied in a fundamentalist infested religious school of poor repute, I will probably be working for Al Qaeda, learning how to make bombs to kill children and women. But I still ended up exploited, do office work and must teach secondary school peasants. But now got Ruler Loong expanding intake for local degree mills, I actually have other options in areas like civilian unmanned aerial vehicles. Unless I become tulan or ill treated, I probably use the knowledge through UniSIM's Internet labs and use unmanned aerial vehicles to throw stink or shit bombs at infidels and Zionist zealots."
Kairul will be one of some 1,800 who will be graduating with a second grade UniSIM degree over the next three days. The Aussies will be mulling over the lost fees from those peasant students. Under the new system, the regime increased varsity students to 50% of the cohort from 5%-20% after Independence. One MOE Cheeby Han revealed in Wikileaks that the regime does not want too many arty farty grads because foreign merchants are more interested in cheap blue collar drones who simply follow their orders. Having 50% of peasants trained in arty farty degree courses will wreck the rent driven economy and provide big problems for the regime to manage jobless grads. The regime is acutely aware that disgruntled students started the French Revolution and gave the Commie PRC regime a hard time during the Tian-An-Men Protests.
And UniSIM said more of its peasant students are adopting a similar mentality of pursuing a degree at a younger age.
Educated Ape Cheong Ah Kiat explained why you see more younger peasants studying at his degree mill.
"If Ruler Loong want to stem forex losses to Aussie universities, his wish is my command. Hence now I lower the entry requirement standards and allow peasants to apply for fee subsidies. Studying in an accredited degree mill is more affordable, and they can come in much more early. The earlier we grab them, the regime will benefit otherwise our peasant children will work and migrate to Aussieland right?!"
"Our lumpar social engineering resulted in low birth rates and now we accept foreigners from regional basket cases as stop gap measure. If we do not wake up and make life difficult for local peasants to get a university education, then Aussies will take them in, accept their fees and even offer a home for them lor. You really think Ruler Loong so generous huh? In your wet dreams, perhaps...."
UniSIM is slated to become Peasantpore's second publicly funded degree mill, and will offer both part-time and full-time degree programmes for peasants with less than ideal 'A' level or diploma holders. The first degree mill is Peasantpore Management Uni that is a popular destination for rich Indos and middle class local peasants.
Peasantpore: Degree Mill SIM University (UniSIM) said peasants and serfs opting to undertake the degree mill's part time degrees are getting younger.
This is due to the availability of more regime fee 'subsidies', and a higher number of polytechnic students pursuing the degree mill's courses straight after graduating. It is part of the regime's strategy to stem significant forex losses whenever peasants opt to continue their studies overseas e.g. Aussieland. In addition, while the regime is offering free varsity positions for foreigners, Aussie regime lackeys are smarter because they accept fee paying Peasantpore students and probably offer jobs to serve lazy dole seeking Aussies.
About 70 per cent of its total applications are from those between the ages of 21 and 30, proving more local peasants are opting for Unisim rather than overseas degree mills.
The Mouthpiece highlights a case where twenty-seven-year-old mat Kairul Karma-din-din's career in aviation is finally taking off. This is further proof education is a good and cheap tool to ensure Jihadis do not have ready pool of disgruntled youths to exploit.
Karma-din-din worked for a year with the Ministry of Propoganda Education as a general purpose boy, ocassionally teaching peasant students basic aircraft knowledge-gleaned from his diploma in aeronautical engineering. He probably got fed up because he is paid for menial tasks but forced to provide lessons that demostrated his above average IQ.
In 2008, Kairul decided to further his studies and enrolled in UniSIM's Bachelor of Engineering in Aerospace Systems. Kairul now works at a local sweatshop that specialises in unmanned spy aerial vehicles.
"If I had studied in a fundamentalist infested religious school of poor repute, I will probably be working for Al Qaeda, learning how to make bombs to kill children and women. But I still ended up exploited, do office work and must teach secondary school peasants. But now got Ruler Loong expanding intake for local degree mills, I actually have other options in areas like civilian unmanned aerial vehicles. Unless I become tulan or ill treated, I probably use the knowledge through UniSIM's Internet labs and use unmanned aerial vehicles to throw stink or shit bombs at infidels and Zionist zealots."
Kairul will be one of some 1,800 who will be graduating with a second grade UniSIM degree over the next three days. The Aussies will be mulling over the lost fees from those peasant students. Under the new system, the regime increased varsity students to 50% of the cohort from 5%-20% after Independence. One MOE Cheeby Han revealed in Wikileaks that the regime does not want too many arty farty grads because foreign merchants are more interested in cheap blue collar drones who simply follow their orders. Having 50% of peasants trained in arty farty degree courses will wreck the rent driven economy and provide big problems for the regime to manage jobless grads. The regime is acutely aware that disgruntled students started the French Revolution and gave the Commie PRC regime a hard time during the Tian-An-Men Protests.
And UniSIM said more of its peasant students are adopting a similar mentality of pursuing a degree at a younger age.
Educated Ape Cheong Ah Kiat explained why you see more younger peasants studying at his degree mill.
"If Ruler Loong want to stem forex losses to Aussie universities, his wish is my command. Hence now I lower the entry requirement standards and allow peasants to apply for fee subsidies. Studying in an accredited degree mill is more affordable, and they can come in much more early. The earlier we grab them, the regime will benefit otherwise our peasant children will work and migrate to Aussieland right?!"
"Our lumpar social engineering resulted in low birth rates and now we accept foreigners from regional basket cases as stop gap measure. If we do not wake up and make life difficult for local peasants to get a university education, then Aussies will take them in, accept their fees and even offer a home for them lor. You really think Ruler Loong so generous huh? In your wet dreams, perhaps...."
UniSIM is slated to become Peasantpore's second publicly funded degree mill, and will offer both part-time and full-time degree programmes for peasants with less than ideal 'A' level or diploma holders. The first degree mill is Peasantpore Management Uni that is a popular destination for rich Indos and middle class local peasants.
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