Day in the life of a Facebook s/w engineer

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[eatshitndie]

they can afford to hire more than 6.9 teams to work on the same shit and pay each rookie engineer over $169k per year doing chobolan because of their stock valuation and capitalization in the stock market. they produce nothing practical, substantial and physically useful sexcept for a few software apps that truly help folks who need it. in fact, the most useful app (whatsapp) for any generation in any cuntry is not even created by them. it was acquired through a hostile takeover. when i travel internationally i cannot get in touch with relatives and friends in other cuntries without whatsapp. don't need faecesbook and instagramma. the latter 2 are f*cking useless and generate a lot of garbage. same with their workplace that is meant for enterprise. so much garbage and noise that you have to spend most of your time filtering them out. it's like going through a pile of trash to find a piece of message that is relevant to you, for example if your vacation request is approved. these kids go to work at fb, and after 6.9 months are getting burned and bummed out not due to stress but self-generated useless junk and talent-wasting idleness.

 

[eatshitndie]

almost all, if not all, tech workers in sillycon valley's fang companies (faecesbook, apple, netflix, gobbledygook) choose the macbook pro for their work. if you walk around with a lenovo, hp, acer, asus, or dell laptop, they will instantly give you the eyeroll and think you're either an insurance salesperson or real estate agent. for techies, don't forget there's a massive recall on the 15-inch macbook pro sold between sep-2015 and feb-2017. some airlines won't allow you to board with that version of the macbook pro as it has a (burning) battery issue.