Chitchat Create Punch Lines in time of adversity

[tanwahtiu]

Asian and Chinese in USA are living in uncertain times today after Trump won.

What punch lines to use to soften the blow of white supremist to tell us to go back.

Such as this

Wait for yr new POTUS to prove he can perform to make American great again then we will go back home in 4 years time. I promise.

Meanwhile go start make yr own Christmas toys and presents in America. Chinese are more interested too make high tech stuff areoplanes and smartphone now than to make Christmas toys and things sold in Amazon for you. There is no money to make yr toys or low profit stuff that you buy. Go fix it yourself.

See u in 4 years time.

Meanwhile I am going to yr pub to drink yr US beer and fish and chips to give u F&B business.

Want to join me now I buy u beer?

This will rub him nicely, yr verbal escape road...

Your turn....

 

[tanwahtiu]

Guidelines for create punchline with impact.

1. Talk about future but not the past. Talk of the past he can ignore u but talk of future he has to wait and cannot ignore or defend it.

2. Talk of prove it work first and not too late to leave if it work and u promise him what u will do in the future.

3. Then begin to whack him verbally that he shd try to make his own things than depend on others to do it for u for nothing. Meaning don't be lazy poofter.

4. Say that we want to do better things to enjoy ourselves than make things for him to enjoy.

5. Then say things which they hv and u want to buy and consume which give him business.

5. Then rub him more nicely u want buy him F&B which u know he is not likely to join us. Meaning u hv money to pay for him make him feel small.

6. Then rub in more say see him in 4 years time which he know not likely to happen.

You fix him and make yr escape road smoothly that u hv not offend him and he just hv to wait for the outcome, in this case see u in 4 years time.

 

[WujiBo]

Hey! I am a Trump supporter too!!

 

[jw5]

In times of adversity, drink more punch.

 

[frenchbriefs]

i saw this on youtube once.....

A chinatown here,a chinatown there,before you know it chinatown everywhere.

we the best fighter,nothing will be finer,soon the whole world will be made in china!!!!

 

[tanwahtiu]

The Chinese are in Africa states to build their infrastructures. Soon the a Africans will honor the Chinese with a Chinatown. Let them honor the Chinese will last forever. Unlike the British empire colonized hundreds of countries but do not see British town to honor their present.

The white racists only want exploitation, pillage and loothing before they leave shamefully and degrading.

Now God send a bigot poofter to be their POTUS.

God unless the white racist poofter.

i saw this on youtube once.....

A chinatown here,a chinatown there,before you know it chinatown everywhere.

we the best fighter,nothing will be finer,soon the whole world will be made in china!!!!

 

[Leongsam]

I like Trump. He's a straight talker alpha male with an excellent taste in women.

He's also one of the few world leaders to knows full well that climate change is nothing but a big hoax designed to extract more taxes from productive efforts of enterprising individuals.

I hope he withdraws from all those half baked Climate Change accords as quickly as possible.