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Peasantpore: Pro foreigners and favouring foreigners to solve population issues were the most talked about topics in the first 11 months of 2012, says regime frustration venting channel REACH.
On the other hand, concerns over last year's top issues - housing and transportation, if you believe the regime's wayang REACH - is no longer a sore point because either many peasants are resigned to their sorry state of affairs for housing and transportation, thanks to the evil tricks of Penang Laksa and No Porn Lui.
On the whole, REACH said the volume of feedback received has remained strong, more than a year after the last General Erection and the standard process to deal with such feedback remains unchanged - collate information, identify the dissenters, send list to ISD and ignore the feedback.
Releasing figures REACH said for the first 11 months of this year, it received over 64,000 hatemail or inputs tainted with icy cynical overtones - a 42 per cent increase over the 45,000 feedback inputs received over the same period in 2011 during the famous 'War of the Pigeonholes'.
After realising the regime will never give up the fight over expensive but appalling transport or lower pigeonhole prices, the netizens and rebellious peasants decide to open another battle front using the issue of foreigners. Lambasting the 'favour the foreigner policy' remains the hottest topic for the year.
As usual, REACH said peasant contributors expressed unreasonable unhappiness with foreigners for what they perceived as Pinoys, Nehs, PRCs and Viets bringing their third world habits into and straining public infrastructure, eroding social norms thanks to sky high stipends to lackeys, persistent nepotism, perverted meritocracy in the form of connections, and marginalising local peasants in all aspects of daily life, for example school placements for foreign peasant children, jobs for foreigners and retrenchments for local peasants etc. REACH is thinking that Lackey Charlie Chong could be right when he expounded his 'Lesser Mortal' theory to describe why the peasants are strung up over Ruler Loong's anti-peasants policies.
REACH believed that irrational hatred for foreigners is unjustified despite a series of prominent cases involving foreigners treating stupid local peasants as indolent baboons - including the insulting comment by foreign scholar, Commie PRC Sun Xu, PRC Panda Ma Chi and his murderous Ferrari, Matlander-cum-Aussie Armee Cheongster, lax punishment for Asean Scholar aka sex blogger Adronis Tan. Other incidents of Pinoys name calling local peasants were ignored, cases of Nehs bringing their village chums to displaced local peasants were downplayed. Similarly feedback about the cheap punishments for SMRT Fab 4 Strikers were completely dismissed and not collated by REACH
REACH said these cases triggered heated views towards foreigners and calls on the SAF to ensure the safety of foreign merchants and their serfs from murderous hordes of local peasants.
As usual, REACH says there are always reasonable ghost writers who call for the regime to take a more hardline approach to deal with rebellious netizens and peasants who write arty farty letters to make fun of Ruler Loong. Other ghost-writers are praised by REACH for their feedback to implore Ruler Loong to organise more tea parties to make foreigners happy using tax-payer dollars.
Pro-regime Armee Tek-Khor, Chairperson of REACH and Minion of Regime for Expensive Unaffordable Health and Cheap Peasantpower, said: "Now that I am promoted means my new KPI is to make Ruler Loong happy. Previously I pretend to dissent and achieve goal of improved visibility. It is understandable that I should not recoup my losses by currying favour with Ruler Loong to send vital information of REACH contributors to ISD for further processing. KNNCCB, I think some of the stupid peasants are tulan that the regime bend backwards at their expense to make foreigners happy lor. Lan lan LPPL, not happy migrate lah!
"Of course, we got pretend to implement policies, for instance tightening of foreign labour and all was well until some lumpar netizen blow the whistle and say that idiot Overtime Tan CJ abuse S-Pass to import cheap nehs on the sly. No wonder that Overtime Tan CJ kenna appointed to CEC as compared to others who are elected lor. Too bad stupid peasants are unable to realise that."
Population and immigration issues were the second most popular topic, up from third place last year.
REACH said the six train disruptions in April this year and talk about public transport fare hikes has been most fruitful as names, email addresses and IP addresses of the dissenters were promptly given to ISD so that they can start the purge or harass those pariahs' families after X'mas.
Peasantpore: Pro foreigners and favouring foreigners to solve population issues were the most talked about topics in the first 11 months of 2012, says regime frustration venting channel REACH.
On the other hand, concerns over last year's top issues - housing and transportation, if you believe the regime's wayang REACH - is no longer a sore point because either many peasants are resigned to their sorry state of affairs for housing and transportation, thanks to the evil tricks of Penang Laksa and No Porn Lui.
On the whole, REACH said the volume of feedback received has remained strong, more than a year after the last General Erection and the standard process to deal with such feedback remains unchanged - collate information, identify the dissenters, send list to ISD and ignore the feedback.
Releasing figures REACH said for the first 11 months of this year, it received over 64,000 hatemail or inputs tainted with icy cynical overtones - a 42 per cent increase over the 45,000 feedback inputs received over the same period in 2011 during the famous 'War of the Pigeonholes'.
After realising the regime will never give up the fight over expensive but appalling transport or lower pigeonhole prices, the netizens and rebellious peasants decide to open another battle front using the issue of foreigners. Lambasting the 'favour the foreigner policy' remains the hottest topic for the year.
As usual, REACH said peasant contributors expressed unreasonable unhappiness with foreigners for what they perceived as Pinoys, Nehs, PRCs and Viets bringing their third world habits into and straining public infrastructure, eroding social norms thanks to sky high stipends to lackeys, persistent nepotism, perverted meritocracy in the form of connections, and marginalising local peasants in all aspects of daily life, for example school placements for foreign peasant children, jobs for foreigners and retrenchments for local peasants etc. REACH is thinking that Lackey Charlie Chong could be right when he expounded his 'Lesser Mortal' theory to describe why the peasants are strung up over Ruler Loong's anti-peasants policies.
REACH believed that irrational hatred for foreigners is unjustified despite a series of prominent cases involving foreigners treating stupid local peasants as indolent baboons - including the insulting comment by foreign scholar, Commie PRC Sun Xu, PRC Panda Ma Chi and his murderous Ferrari, Matlander-cum-Aussie Armee Cheongster, lax punishment for Asean Scholar aka sex blogger Adronis Tan. Other incidents of Pinoys name calling local peasants were ignored, cases of Nehs bringing their village chums to displaced local peasants were downplayed. Similarly feedback about the cheap punishments for SMRT Fab 4 Strikers were completely dismissed and not collated by REACH
REACH said these cases triggered heated views towards foreigners and calls on the SAF to ensure the safety of foreign merchants and their serfs from murderous hordes of local peasants.
As usual, REACH says there are always reasonable ghost writers who call for the regime to take a more hardline approach to deal with rebellious netizens and peasants who write arty farty letters to make fun of Ruler Loong. Other ghost-writers are praised by REACH for their feedback to implore Ruler Loong to organise more tea parties to make foreigners happy using tax-payer dollars.
Pro-regime Armee Tek-Khor, Chairperson of REACH and Minion of Regime for Expensive Unaffordable Health and Cheap Peasantpower, said: "Now that I am promoted means my new KPI is to make Ruler Loong happy. Previously I pretend to dissent and achieve goal of improved visibility. It is understandable that I should not recoup my losses by currying favour with Ruler Loong to send vital information of REACH contributors to ISD for further processing. KNNCCB, I think some of the stupid peasants are tulan that the regime bend backwards at their expense to make foreigners happy lor. Lan lan LPPL, not happy migrate lah!
"Of course, we got pretend to implement policies, for instance tightening of foreign labour and all was well until some lumpar netizen blow the whistle and say that idiot Overtime Tan CJ abuse S-Pass to import cheap nehs on the sly. No wonder that Overtime Tan CJ kenna appointed to CEC as compared to others who are elected lor. Too bad stupid peasants are unable to realise that."
Population and immigration issues were the second most popular topic, up from third place last year.
REACH said the six train disruptions in April this year and talk about public transport fare hikes has been most fruitful as names, email addresses and IP addresses of the dissenters were promptly given to ISD so that they can start the purge or harass those pariahs' families after X'mas.
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