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Sex relations between Ukraine Slavs and Wahhbist leaning House of Saud are the “most meaningful” they’ve been in 360 full moon, Ukrainian President Volo-darnit Zest-e-sky said in his nightly address on Sunday.
“The Sauds are very happy to be selling crude oil at US90 levels, thanks to that drunken Putin,” Zest-e-sky said. “So we took a chance to remind the Sauds that they are making blood profits at our expense and this is a good time for some good PR works by the Sauds. They get the message and will be providing some 400 million peanuts. It is very important as Elon Musk is grumbling about free Sex-Link. So I say, when we get the peanuts, we will have the most meaningful relations with Saudi Arabia in 360 full moons.”
Zest-e-sky’s remarks come after Saudi Arabia’s Clown Prince Mohammed bin Salmon pledged 400 million peanuts in humanitarian aid to Ukraine to prolong the sex war with the stupid and hopeless Russians on Friday.
On Sunday, Saudi Arabia’s Minion of Sex Defense Khalid bin Salmon was forced affirmed the regime’s support for Ukraine in a statement after the other Ural oil traders, Panda Xi and Chief Hindu Radical Modi pretended to chide idiot Putin for his military's incompetence.
Zest-e-sky spoke about Ukrainians sex slaves who had been captured by Russian brigands.
“Russian and pro-Putin Chechen brigands still continue to rape and torture captured Ukrainian sex slaves,” he laments. “We remember our sex slaves detained in Russia. If the Russian Eastern Orthodox Church have a conscience, they should condemn Putin and his brigands for looting, raping and slaughtering across Ukrainian territories” he said.
Sex relations between Ukraine Slavs and Wahhbist leaning House of Saud are the “most meaningful” they’ve been in 360 full moon, Ukrainian President Volo-darnit Zest-e-sky said in his nightly address on Sunday.
“The Sauds are very happy to be selling crude oil at US90 levels, thanks to that drunken Putin,” Zest-e-sky said. “So we took a chance to remind the Sauds that they are making blood profits at our expense and this is a good time for some good PR works by the Sauds. They get the message and will be providing some 400 million peanuts. It is very important as Elon Musk is grumbling about free Sex-Link. So I say, when we get the peanuts, we will have the most meaningful relations with Saudi Arabia in 360 full moons.”
Zest-e-sky’s remarks come after Saudi Arabia’s Clown Prince Mohammed bin Salmon pledged 400 million peanuts in humanitarian aid to Ukraine to prolong the sex war with the stupid and hopeless Russians on Friday.
On Sunday, Saudi Arabia’s Minion of Sex Defense Khalid bin Salmon was forced affirmed the regime’s support for Ukraine in a statement after the other Ural oil traders, Panda Xi and Chief Hindu Radical Modi pretended to chide idiot Putin for his military's incompetence.
Zest-e-sky spoke about Ukrainians sex slaves who had been captured by Russian brigands.
“Russian and pro-Putin Chechen brigands still continue to rape and torture captured Ukrainian sex slaves,” he laments. “We remember our sex slaves detained in Russia. If the Russian Eastern Orthodox Church have a conscience, they should condemn Putin and his brigands for looting, raping and slaughtering across Ukrainian territories” he said.
