[China] - Boy, 4, in China, jumps from 26th storey using umbrella as 'parachute'

[UltimaOnline]

https://mothership.sg/2023/05/china-boy-umbrella-parachute/

 

[Pinkieslut]

Last time also got young Sinkie tried the same stunt, trying to imitate penguin in Batman

 

[laksaboy]

He could have been successful if he had used two umbrellas. Other Tiong kids, please take note.

 

[The Crow]

Next time can try this umbrella ...

 

[ODACHEK]

Must be some Disney or Warner Bros shit that made him think this way...luckily he never use kite...

 

[eatshitndie]

after xia xuay xi declares himself emperor for life, tiongs’ collective iq has dropped to 69.

 

[glockman]

Ah ha! The fact that he survived means it worked! Umbrellas do work like parachutes.

 

[Eisenhut]

Only AMDK can make it work: