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Chitchat Chicken Crossing a River ...

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a flock of chicken came 2 a river ...

evry chicken hesitated ... u pushed me, me pushed u ... u go 1st la ... no, u go 1st ... 1 even twurned back ...

a small, quiet chicken came 2 ze front ... took a few steps, tested ze water ... no problem la ... n jumped happily over 2 ze other side ...

after c-ing wat happened, a 2nd chicken followed ... a 3rd 1 let out a glorious cry as it flew over ... ze 4th came back n gave a victorious crow as it soared over n joined ze other 3 ...

ze last 1 ... kiasu, kiasi, kia evryting ... waited 4 boat 2 cum ... nutting of such came ... hesitated, dun dare, scared tis, scared dat ... even twurned back ...

ze others on ze other side were calling him 2 make ze mov ... it finally took ze bold n decisif mov n flew over ...


ze name of ze 1st chicken is son of andrew ... ze nax 3 r back port, al junied n prosperous harbor ... ze last 1 r ze remaining ...
 
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