Gecko to Pinky: See how they suck up to your old man? All you need is just some little trickle of intelligence over the peasants & they will treat you like king!
Pinky to Gecko: Hey! This might just work in the long run! I've finally found my calling to lord over all these ignorant peasants & make money out of them!
Old Shit to peasants: Doesn't it feel good to have a good lord over you? Decades later when you children's children grows up, they will continue serving my family as our serfs & they will spit on your 2x8 at Choa Chu Kang for voting me in!
Pinky to himself: Hahaha! What a bunch of idiots i will inherit when old man dies! These idiots will have their balls tied up & will follow every order that i give when i am made Papyrus Militarius Generus in a few years time! All their kids in national slavery shall listen to me & only me alone! Hahaha!