British jury couldn’t stop laughing about Max Clifford’s penis size

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This is no printing mistake, he has a 2½ inch tiny cock when erect!


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British jury couldn’t stop laughing about Max Clifford’s penis size
1 HOUR AGO MARCH 19, 2014 4:33PM

Max Clifford has pleaded not guilty to 11 charges of indecent assault. Picture: Peter Macdiarmid Source: Getty Images
THE jury in the trial of a British publicist accused of sexual assault had to be dismissed from the courtroom today after they couldn’t stop laughing about testimony concerning the defendant’s two-and-a-half inch penis.
Max Clifford, the defendant in the case, is a publicist accused of assaulting seven women, including today’s witness who testified the 70-year-old assaulted her in the 1980s.
The woman said when she was 17 and trying to break into the modelling world, Clifford took advantage of her, groping her, masturbating, and possibly ejaculating on her before trying to pimp her out to American film producer Cubby Broccoli in exchange for a role in a James Bond film.
But according to court testimony, Clifford, who once claimed to have slept with Diana Ross, was so poorly endowed that even his victims made jokes about his size.
The woman said in her evidence she thought Clifford was well-endowed and his penis was very large. “I had only seen one before, I had never seen one in that proximity and that situation.”
The court has heard claims that his penis is “tiny” and no more than two-and-a-half inches when erect. When Richard Horwell QC, defending, asked her about the issue, the woman remarked: “I have a small mouth. I do, my dentist has always said.”
The judge then had to dismiss the jury for a “few minutes” so they could compose themselves, saying, “It is inevitable in a case dealing with this sort of graphic detail that members of the jury want to burst out laughing.”
 
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mine is also 2 1/2 inch but become 7 1/2 inch when erected
 
Soon, someone will come here to post his is also 2.5 inch . . . . . in diameter

Chey
 
...court has heard claims that his penis is “tiny” and no more than two-and-a-half inches when erect. When Richard Horwell QC, defending, asked her about the issue, the woman remarked: “I have a small mouth. I do, my dentist has always said.”
No deep throat woes? Easy does it (the gulp!) :p:p
 
some women has large clit can be considered as small penis, can erect some more.

How small can a penis be to consider it as clit, and vice verse?




mine is also 2 1/2 inch but become 7 1/2 inch when erected
 
The average 60% ones are 2.5"...shhhh!! don't tell anyone, & no balls also....the jury will die laughing!!
 
This beats the news on small junior (and dentist job) :p

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WITHOUT PREJUDICE.
hmm.
1,now. Whoever said ang mo tua.kee
2,its a myth.

Ang mo tua kee when flaccid. Not so when erect. Also many ang mohs have flabby erections due to chronic drinking (venous leak). East Asians have rock-hard erections.

What matters is the erectile coefficient: erect length/flaccid length x 100%; and erection hardness score: graded 1–4/4

A guy may be 4" when flaccid, damn tua kee, but only 6" when erect. I know of guys who are only 2.5" flaccid, but 7" erect.
 

'All you need is a lover but if you don't have one, you know what to do. All you need to do is, every ten days or two weeks, just both have a good time, make sure he has a good time, and when your beautiful love-making session is over, you are going to
scoop this amazing sperm mask up in your fingers, put it on your face, leave it for fifteen minutes and wash it off.'

No need scoop just spray evenly like this

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