erection2015
Alfrescian (InfP) + C
- Joined
- May 20, 2011
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Top tip; if you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next
tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps
open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex........... Wish me
luck; I appear in court next Monday.
I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today.. Apparently the
instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.
A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about
the wait.' I said 'don't worry Chubby, you're bound to lose it eventually.'
Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches
tonight, I thought to myself "fat chance with a face like that!"
I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how
gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I
always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I
ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But
since almost all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon
sandwich works best!
tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps
open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex........... Wish me
luck; I appear in court next Monday.
I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today.. Apparently the
instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.
A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about
the wait.' I said 'don't worry Chubby, you're bound to lose it eventually.'
Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches
tonight, I thought to myself "fat chance with a face like that!"
I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how
gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I
always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I
ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But
since almost all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon
sandwich works best!
