erection2015
Alfrescian (InfP) + C
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BULLSHIT BINGO
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars?
What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here's a way to change all of that.
1). Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call,
prepare yourself by drawing a square. You'll find that 5" x 5" is a good
size.)
2). Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. This will
give you 25 one-inch blocks.
3). Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
* synergy
* strategic fit
* core competencies
* best practice
* bottom line
* revisit
* expeditious
* 24/7
* out of the loop
* benchmark
* value-added
* pro-active
* win-win
* think outside the box
* fast track
* result-driven
* empower (or empowerment)
* knowledge-based
* at the end of the day
* touch base
* mind-set
* client focused
* paradigm
* game plan
* leverage
4). Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/
phrases.
5). When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand
up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
- "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
Adam G., Atlanta
- "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
David H., Orlando
- "What a great idea! Meetings will never be the same for me after my
first win."
Pamela K., New York City
- "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us
waited for the fifth box."
Ben A., Denver
- "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the
third time in a half-hour."
Paul W., Cleveland
- "When I won and yelled "BULLSHIT!" the woman sleeping next to me
slid off her chair!"
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars?
What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here's a way to change all of that.
1). Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call,
prepare yourself by drawing a square. You'll find that 5" x 5" is a good
size.)
2). Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. This will
give you 25 one-inch blocks.
3). Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
* synergy
* strategic fit
* core competencies
* best practice
* bottom line
* revisit
* expeditious
* 24/7
* out of the loop
* benchmark
* value-added
* pro-active
* win-win
* think outside the box
* fast track
* result-driven
* empower (or empowerment)
* knowledge-based
* at the end of the day
* touch base
* mind-set
* client focused
* paradigm
* game plan
* leverage
4). Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/
phrases.
5). When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand
up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
- "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
Adam G., Atlanta
- "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
David H., Orlando
- "What a great idea! Meetings will never be the same for me after my
first win."
Pamela K., New York City
- "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us
waited for the fifth box."
Ben A., Denver
- "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the
third time in a half-hour."
Paul W., Cleveland
- "When I won and yelled "BULLSHIT!" the woman sleeping next to me
slid off her chair!"
