Most peasants will 'cry father and cry mother' and slam the regime over many silly policies. Occassionally we have a few Por Lumpars saluting the regime for its ingenious but evil statecraft. Yet the 'War of the Haircut' has its most queer turn....peasants rushing forward to support $wee $wee lambasting the peasant woman over a $60 haircut.
For peasants who are not in the know, a peasant woman and a 'kwai lan' school disciplinary mistress have been involved in a tug of war over a brat's hair. Despite numerous warnings to follow a Mindef style turtle haircut, the peasant woman responded in kind by ignoring the silly 'desist and botak' order. Therefore, as a typical 'kwai lan por', the disciplinary mistress took a calculated risk to cut the boy's hair before a PSLE Oral exam to inflict maximium damage knowing the rebellious peasant woman will respond in kind. Indeed the latter made a police report knowing MoE will surely support the 'kwai lan por' but seek to gain netizens and popular support against the 'kwai lan por' . Both must be the typical troublemaker Cantonese.
As usual, Minion Heng $wee $wee had to support the 'kwai lan por' disciplinary mistress. He deftly made the peasant woman look ugly by suggesting she lost a few screws by indulging in silly $60 dollars hair cut and ignoring repeated warnings for her son to adopt a Shaolin monk hairstyle. Minion Heng $wee $wee knew the 'kwai lan por' disciplinary mistress is a political limp cunt poop for pulling such a stunt during the important oral exam but knows he must 'die die' support the 'kwai lan por' or power brokers in MoE will give him more hard time if he wants to slay a few more cash cows.
Many principals are upset when $wee $wee culled the silly banding exercise, he nuked one of their best dirty tricks to earn easy KPIs for rapid promotions. They will not hesitate to balk $wee $wee if the latter kept quiet like Tarman/Duke Teo/Bargain Hen during their ineffective reigns.
However most stupid peasants do not see the game that $wee $wee is playing and immediate pledge undying support for that former MAS Moneybags.
Most of the dumbo peasants cited some law and order must be restored and schools should return to the Victorian era of Corporal Punishments. Seems logical since this country followed Victorian norms when it comes to bapok sex. If that was the case, the Duke of Punggol would have recommended that Ruler Loong picked ex-Military men to head MoE?! It was a bad idea as many bad policies were implemented and some excellent policies resisted by Duke Teo, thanks to his Mindef training. Peasants must know that running a school is different from a military camp or naval base and what works to cow serfs into cannon fodder cannot be adopted wholesale for schools.
Other peasants slam lousy parents, thinking such losers that need to be put in place. That group has been played into the hands of the Mouthpiece and MoE. One tactic used by the regime is demonisation. This was infamously used in the Operation Spectrum scandal. Faced with little prospect of a credible case against the naive Catholic activists, Old Autocrat branded his slippery foes as murderous Commies and simply issue a decree citing ISA to detain and tortue them, Manchurian style. Demonisation is repeated in this case. In this case, the Mouthpiece choose to highlight the $60 dollar haircut and sought to paint the peasant woman as an arty farty troublemaker while downplaying the goondu disciplinary mistress antics during an oral examination. Demonisation at its best.
For peasants who are not in the know, a peasant woman and a 'kwai lan' school disciplinary mistress have been involved in a tug of war over a brat's hair. Despite numerous warnings to follow a Mindef style turtle haircut, the peasant woman responded in kind by ignoring the silly 'desist and botak' order. Therefore, as a typical 'kwai lan por', the disciplinary mistress took a calculated risk to cut the boy's hair before a PSLE Oral exam to inflict maximium damage knowing the rebellious peasant woman will respond in kind. Indeed the latter made a police report knowing MoE will surely support the 'kwai lan por' but seek to gain netizens and popular support against the 'kwai lan por' . Both must be the typical troublemaker Cantonese.
As usual, Minion Heng $wee $wee had to support the 'kwai lan por' disciplinary mistress. He deftly made the peasant woman look ugly by suggesting she lost a few screws by indulging in silly $60 dollars hair cut and ignoring repeated warnings for her son to adopt a Shaolin monk hairstyle. Minion Heng $wee $wee knew the 'kwai lan por' disciplinary mistress is a political limp cunt poop for pulling such a stunt during the important oral exam but knows he must 'die die' support the 'kwai lan por' or power brokers in MoE will give him more hard time if he wants to slay a few more cash cows.
Many principals are upset when $wee $wee culled the silly banding exercise, he nuked one of their best dirty tricks to earn easy KPIs for rapid promotions. They will not hesitate to balk $wee $wee if the latter kept quiet like Tarman/Duke Teo/Bargain Hen during their ineffective reigns.
However most stupid peasants do not see the game that $wee $wee is playing and immediate pledge undying support for that former MAS Moneybags.
Most of the dumbo peasants cited some law and order must be restored and schools should return to the Victorian era of Corporal Punishments. Seems logical since this country followed Victorian norms when it comes to bapok sex. If that was the case, the Duke of Punggol would have recommended that Ruler Loong picked ex-Military men to head MoE?! It was a bad idea as many bad policies were implemented and some excellent policies resisted by Duke Teo, thanks to his Mindef training. Peasants must know that running a school is different from a military camp or naval base and what works to cow serfs into cannon fodder cannot be adopted wholesale for schools.
Other peasants slam lousy parents, thinking such losers that need to be put in place. That group has been played into the hands of the Mouthpiece and MoE. One tactic used by the regime is demonisation. This was infamously used in the Operation Spectrum scandal. Faced with little prospect of a credible case against the naive Catholic activists, Old Autocrat branded his slippery foes as murderous Commies and simply issue a decree citing ISA to detain and tortue them, Manchurian style. Demonisation is repeated in this case. In this case, the Mouthpiece choose to highlight the $60 dollar haircut and sought to paint the peasant woman as an arty farty troublemaker while downplaying the goondu disciplinary mistress antics during an oral examination. Demonisation at its best.
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