Best example of Ho sim bo ho boh in Hokkien

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[Huatable]

They should try our LTA Durian nights, organized for over 3000 staff.

 

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Boasted over 4-tonnes of Durian, the event drew a crowd as early as 7 am. But horrific tales of Malaysians and their mannerisms are always bound to materialise when you have mobs as big as 10,000.

One netizen took to Twitter to share thehorror that the Kampong folk living there witnessed during the event.

He writes:

“I want to share a story about Malaysians’ attitudes. It is said that my kampong has the best durian in the country and that they would have annual durian eating events to celebrate a good harvest.

In the first year, everything went smoothly because it did not go viral, and the kampong folk could enjoy themselves savouring the fruits of their labour. The same could not be said this year when Malaysians who tend to go crazy for free things began to pop up.

When rumours spread that 4 tonnes of durian was being prepared for the event, the kampong was overrun by droves of people.

 

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[Huatable]

my favourite are jungle durians.

Organic, naturally sweet, non-commercialized taste

 

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[AhMeng]

Sounds like typical hokkien behaviour alright. At least they are consistently hokkien and matches their Hokkien DNA and genetic makeup.

 

[laksaboy]

Gin = 'Eat' in Thai.

Eat freely?

 

[laksaboy]

my favourite are jungle durians.

Organic, naturally sweet, non-commercialized taste

I heard if you stuff a durian seed into your anus, it'll cure piles. Just remember to wash clean afterwards.

 

[AhMeng]

Gin = 'Eat' in Thai.

Eat freely?

She is gluttonous. Matches her greedy character too.

 

[ginfreely]

Sounds like typical hokkien behaviour alright. At least they are consistently hokkien and matches their Hokkien DNA and genetic makeup.

You saw any hokkiens in that photo? You can’t tell they are not Hokkiens? What a consistently blatant liar Hakka Chinese traitor dog anyhow defame Hokkiens everyday.

 

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Photo proof right here and yet proud Hakka chinese dog @AhMeng has no qualms slandering good Hokkiens.

 

[ginfreely]

Gin = 'Eat' in Thai.

Eat freely?

No, don’t overthink.

 

[ginfreely]

She is gluttonous. Matches her greedy character too.

Your posts already can tell you are a greedy glutton. Not me. As usual you are always accusing me what you are yourself.

 

[AhMeng]

I heard if you stuff a durian seed into your anus, it'll cure piles. Just remember to wash clean afterwards.

What if you stuff a durian seed into a virgin? What will happen?

 

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Didn’t I say before mudlaysians are queue cutters and litterbugs? FACTS are facts indeed.

 

[ginfreely]

What if you stuff a durian seed into a virgin? What will happen?

You will be jailed and given a rotan until your balls shrink.

 

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Didn’t I say before mudlaysians are self entitled big bullies? FACTS are facts indeed.

 

[AhMeng]

You will be jailed and given a rotan until your balls shrink.

Wrong! The durian seed will instantly germinate into a thorny durian and you get orgasm as it pokes and rolls inside your hole! Lol