Baboon Ponding Chew trying to doubly hard to be stupid with his latest exhortations

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As reported by the state Mouthpiece:
Peasantpore's unequal second water agreement with Matland expires in 2061 but the island will be able to meet its water requirements independently ahead of this expiry date of the agreement and will be able to make a tidy profit at the expense of local stupid peasants crowed Ponding Chew Ah Leong, the chief lackey of the regime's useless water agency Pay Until Broke.

Lackey Chew made the point in a recent interview with wire agency Bloomberg. For dumber peasants who are not in the know, this idiot lackey Chew was responsible for another series of downtown floods and coined the 'ponding' term to delude stupid peasants.

He is indeed a disgrace to the Chew, probably another Canto baboon, judging from his name.

A spokeslackey for PUB also stressed that Peasant expects the dumb Northern Mats to be abide by the Unequal 2061 agreement as it has generated fat cat profits for the regime.

The first water agreement with Northern Mats expired on 31 August 2011 with the latter realising their corrupt leaders signed an unequal treaty with the southern regime of Peasantpore.

Lackey Ponding Chew crowed that the regime spent S$600-S$800 million a year, with thanks from stupid peasants since 2006 on shit water. It is weird chinks like him love to drink shit water from the loos.

Lackey Chew sneered the regime has made progress to the point that it is now much more confident in turning in fat cat profits after charging fat cat tariffs for loo/poo water.

Lackey Chew however added that his main worry he may not get to earn much because his recent 'ponding' fiasco did not buy good favour with Ruler Loong and Half Breed Viv.

Recently Half Breed Viv was caught lying changing weather patterns also led to heavy rainfalls and flash floods that added stress to Singapore's drainage systems. A clever netizen pointed out Half Breed Viv lied by using 4 years data as a comparision. Older and wiser peasants knew it was the stupid White Elephant Barrage that caused the downtown floods. Incidently the ex-Water Works Minion, the useless Yakult coined another silly term to explain away his silly mistakes 'rains of the century'.

Lackey Chew claimed going forward, the PUB is also working on increasing water tariffs that the peasants can afford more frequent annual tariffs hikes. Vile Lackey Ponding Chew crowed as peasants prospered, they should pay more for water and other infrastructure e.g. mandatory dual-flushing systems for toilets and automatic faucets in all public restrooms.

All this, because water is an issue of "profits and revenues for the regime" and that's always been the message, the baboon Ponding Lackey Chew emphasised before picking up a phone to make an appointment with PRC hostess in Las Vegas KTV later tonight.
 
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