Any Samster wants to bring Melanie the cow home?

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But for many, like my friend Melanie, a senior advertising executive in her early 40s, poor relationships in her past have made it very clear what she won’t settle for.

Are her standards unreasonably high? No, she says and proceeds to give me a list.

  • Not abusive and no cheaters
  • Ideally two to five years older than me
  • Have spent time / worked overseas
  • Decent looking (let's get real... there is only one Robert Downey Junior and one Hugh Jackman in this world, and they are both taken)
  • Is financially self-sufficient/stable
  • Loves and respects his parents (but no mummy's boy please)
  • Willing to have open conversations, not afraid to laugh at himself and is fairly sociable.
  • He must be able to get along with my friends. Oh, and it’s important that he has his own friends too
  • Confident, not the jealous type, willing to give me space
  • Is well spoken and carries himself well
  • Able to accept that I love my job, and leave me to it
Will she accept that potential dates may find this a high bar and so she may be forever single?

“If it doesn’t happen, it’s fine. No one will die. I’d rather be single and happy, than attached but irritated.”

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/new...single-dating-career-salary-marriage-15109758
 
Her standards aren't high, just unrealistically stratospheric, considering her age and that mediocre, lackluster countenance.

She can let her abalone wither, grow dry and die.
Hope she can die with her hymen fully intact.
 
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Her standards aren't high, just unrealistically stratospheric, considering her age and mediocre, lackluster countenance.

She can let her abalone wither, grow dry and die.
Hope she can die with her hymen intact.

I believe she's a player slut in her younger days, now looking for a beta to take in her and her seasoned pussy.

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I believe she's a player slut in her younger days, now looking for a beta to take in her and her seasoned pussy.
I always wonder why sluts like this always think so highly of themselves ? Anyone with an abalone between their legs here care to give some input ?
 
But for many, like my friend Melanie, a senior advertising executive in her early 40s, poor relationships in her past have made it very clear what she won’t settle for.

Are her standards unreasonably high? No, she says and proceeds to give me a list.

  • Not abusive and no cheaters
  • Ideally two to five years older than me
  • Have spent time / worked overseas
  • Decent looking (let's get real... there is only one Robert Downey Junior and one Hugh Jackman in this world, and they are both taken)
  • Is financially self-sufficient/stable
  • Loves and respects his parents (but no mummy's boy please)
  • Willing to have open conversations, not afraid to laugh at himself and is fairly sociable.
  • He must be able to get along with my friends. Oh, and it’s important that he has his own friends too
  • Confident, not the jealous type, willing to give me space
  • Is well spoken and carries himself well
  • Able to accept that I love my job, and leave me to it
Will she accept that potential dates may find this a high bar and so she may be forever single?

“If it doesn’t happen, it’s fine. No one will die. I’d rather be single and happy, than attached but irritated.”

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/new...single-dating-career-salary-marriage-15109758
is she open for having a fling?
 
For a woman who consistently picks 渣男, it's probably caused by a poor relationship with her father (if he exists) during her childhood.

This is something that cannot be changed. She is destined to be fucked by many and never find true love.
 
I always wonder why sluts like this always think so highly of themselves ? Anyone with an abalone between their legs here care to give some input ?

The gynocentric society and its media accomplices constantly inflate their self-worth e.g. "You go grrrl!" or "You are so empowered!". Inevitably, many of them end up sincerely believing that bullshit. Witness the gratuitous self-congratulatory ego trips every 8th of March. :rolleyes:
 
Quite a few of these sluts are this and they think they got the chips to bargain.

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Yes, if this is the melanie, I wi
But for many, like my friend Melanie, a senior advertising executive in her early 40s, poor relationships in her past have made it very clear what she won’t settle for.

Are her standards unreasonably high? No, she says and proceeds to give me a list.

  • Not abusive and no cheaters
  • Ideally two to five years older than me
  • Have spent time / worked overseas
  • Decent looking (let's get real... there is only one Robert Downey Junior and one Hugh Jackman in this world, and they are both taken)
  • Is financially self-sufficient/stable
  • Loves and respects his parents (but no mummy's boy please)
  • Willing to have open conversations, not afraid to laugh at himself and is fairly sociable.
  • He must be able to get along with my friends. Oh, and it’s important that he has his own friends too
  • Confident, not the jealous type, willing to give me space
  • Is well spoken and carries himself well
  • Able to accept that I love my job, and leave me to it
Will she accept that potential dates may find this a high bar and so she may be forever single?

“If it doesn’t happen, it’s fine. No one will die. I’d rather be single and happy, than attached but irritated.”

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/new...single-dating-career-salary-marriage-15109758
Yes, if this is the melanie, I will bring her back
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But for many, like my friend Melanie, a senior advertising executive in her early 40s, poor relationships in her past have made it very clear what she won’t settle for.

Are her standards unreasonably high? No, she says and proceeds to give me a list.

  • Not abusive and no cheaters
  • Ideally two to five years older than me
  • Have spent time / worked overseas
  • Decent looking (let's get real... there is only one Robert Downey Junior and one Hugh Jackman in this world, and they are both taken)
  • Is financially self-sufficient/stable
  • Loves and respects his parents (but no mummy's boy please)
  • Willing to have open conversations, not afraid to laugh at himself and is fairly sociable.
  • He must be able to get along with my friends. Oh, and it’s important that he has his own friends too
  • Confident, not the jealous type, willing to give me space
  • Is well spoken and carries himself well
  • Able to accept that I love my job, and leave me to it
Will she accept that potential dates may find this a high bar and so she may be forever single?

“If it doesn’t happen, it’s fine. No one will die. I’d rather be single and happy, than attached but irritated.”

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/new...single-dating-career-salary-marriage-15109758
How come big dick and good stamina not on the list? She got her priorities all wrong. No wonder she is single.
 
But for many, like my friend Melanie, a senior advertising executive in her early 40s, poor relationships in her past have made it very clear what she won’t settle for.

Are her standards unreasonably high? No, she says and proceeds to give me a list.

  • Not abusive and no cheaters
  • Ideally two to five years older than me
  • Have spent time / worked overseas
  • Decent looking (let's get real... there is only one Robert Downey Junior and one Hugh Jackman in this world, and they are both taken)
  • Is financially self-sufficient/stable
  • Loves and respects his parents (but no mummy's boy please)
  • Willing to have open conversations, not afraid to laugh at himself and is fairly sociable.
  • He must be able to get along with my friends. Oh, and it’s important that he has his own friends too
  • Confident, not the jealous type, willing to give me space
  • Is well spoken and carries himself well
  • Able to accept that I love my job, and leave me to it
Will she accept that potential dates may find this a high bar and so she may be forever single?

“If it doesn’t happen, it’s fine. No one will die. I’d rather be single and happy, than attached but irritated.”

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/new...single-dating-career-salary-marriage-15109758
don't worry, this kind of bu usually settle with an Ang Moh around 44yo... soon .. soon....
 
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