aliens are working for the u.s. government

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http://www.examiner.com/article/are...-video-ufos-are-real-aliens-have-federal-jobs

and some of them are over 250 years old, and some have "died" while on u.s. gov assignments. and their space and time travel craft is 38 feet in diameter. no wonder my faster-than-light-speed event horizon spaceship project keeps eluding me from success. it's too wide at 69 feet (to house the ever increasing obesity of americans). :p
 
Didn't ex-president Ronald Reagan once say "They (aliens) are amongst us?."

Cheers!
 
Didn't ex-president Ronald Reagan once say "They (aliens) are amongst us?."

Cheers!

this chap is definitely an alien....

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Can you delete this thread? You're putting my life in danger, you know that or not?
 
Didn't ex-president Ronald Reagan once say "They (aliens) are amongst us?."

Cheers!

http://www.examiner.com/article/are...-video-ufos-are-real-aliens-have-federal-jobs

and some of them are over 250 years old, and some have "died" while on u.s. gov assignments. and their space and time travel craft is 38 feet in diameter. no wonder my faster-than-light-speed event horizon spaceship project keeps eluding me from success. it's too wide at 69 feet (to house the ever increasing obesity of americans). :p

Rubbish. Area 51 is a hoax. No u will have to Google for it.
 
dying scientist who worked at area 51 reveals photos he took of aliens during captivity. some had face paintings or what seemed like facial decor. they definitely looked like short-arsed prime miniatures resembling sinkie zombies.

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aliens would live to visit sg as she's extremely friendly to foreign talents, especially from another time and space. they would be better off working for the pap than uncle sam. :p

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Once they taste the char kwey teow, they'd stay and won't even phone home anymore. Si bei tok kong one!

Cheers!

aliens would live to visit sg as she's extremely friendly to foreign talents, especially from another time and space. they would be better off working for the pap than uncle sam. :p

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What new, we also have aliens in sinkapore.

http://www.examiner.com/article/are...-video-ufos-are-real-aliens-have-federal-jobs

and some of them are over 250 years old, and some have "died" while on u.s. gov assignments. and their space and time travel craft is 38 feet in diameter. no wonder my faster-than-light-speed event horizon spaceship project keeps eluding me from success. it's too wide at 69 feet (to house the ever increasing obesity of americans). :p
 
Not the u.s. government working for the aliens? :D
 
With looks like that, how to blend into the human race? This old man must be nuts.
 
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