alert! strange things is happening- who encountered this before

[god_zeus]

I went to eat at a low-end restaurant with by brother and sister and mother
the shop that was never closed is CLOSED for renovation
then we went to soup restaurant at casueway point
the waitress says it is 2.15pm already
the cook shift is over...
so cannot order

next day visit my sister
the Lift to her block is under repair
so have to walk all the way to the other side to take the lift
walk across back and climb up 1 floor to get to her

went to a nearby temple that we always been
it was under renovation
went to another temple further down
the same thing happened
it was under renovation
but luckiy we noticed that the temple have a 'make shift' temple behind the one that they are renovating...

 

[tonychat]

Did you look down, unzip your pants and check that your dick is under renovation too?

 

[winners]

Did you look down, unzip your pants and check that your dick is under renovation too?

lol, most hilarious.

 

[LEGEND]

Did you look down, unzip your pants and check that your dick is under renovation too?

Master is humourous! Master is the BEST!

 

[god_zeus]

did u check if your dick if it become a vegatable
u are wat u eat
heard of that?

eat more banana
it lowers cholestorol

Did you look down, unzip your pants and check that your dick is under renovation too?

 

[Agoraphobic]

If I experienced anything like what you described, I`d head for a pub and order a beer. If this happened to my in-laws, they`d figure out some number to purchase 4D.

Cheers!

 

[laksaboy]

Did you look down, unzip your pants and check that your dick is under renovation too?

Under maintenance lah. You cannot renovate your penis.

 

[Sinkie]

If this happen for one month, then it means something.....
Only 2 days.......means coincidence.

 

[chootchiew]

I went to eat at a low-end restaurant with by brother and sister and mother
the shop that was never closed is CLOSED for renovation
then we went to soup restaurant at casueway point
the waitress says it is 2.15pm already
the cook shift is over...
so cannot order

next day visit my sister
the Lift to her block is under repair
so have to walk all the way to the other side to take the lift
walk across back and climb up 1 floor to get to her

went to a nearby temple that we always been
it was under renovation
went to another temple further down
the same thing happened
it was under renovation
but luckiy we noticed that the temple have a 'make shift' temple behind the one that they are renovating...

If I were you I will hoot all the way to pool outlet and hoot big big for 4d, if the pool outlet also close for reno then it is confirmed you are doomed. If never close means you will huat big !

 

[god_zeus]

lol
.........................

If I were you I will hoot all the way to pool outlet and hoot big big for 4d, if the pool outlet also close for reno then it is confirmed you are doomed. If never close means you will huat big !

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Under maintenance lah. You cannot renovate your penis.

Wah! Expert spotted.

 

[virus]

Did you look down, unzip your pants and check that your dick is under renovation too?

tonychat encountered before. his anus under renovation upgrade to take camel pen1s. 1 size fit most. so he understand best.

 

[kaipoh]

Dr advice, only one big banana a day is Ok too much is bad for your heart (too much potassium is bad for the heart?). this statement true?

did u check if your dick if it become a vegatable
u are wat u eat
heard of that?

eat more banana
it lowers cholestorol

 

[eErotica69]

Did you look down, unzip your pants and check that your dick is under renovation too?

At least he has a dick to check.

You dun..

 

[kaipoh]

你這算什么,我招遇比你的更神請看:
五月十一日星期天
6am PUB stop water supply for repair the block burst water pipes
7am want to make love wife said can't 大姨媽耒.
930am wanted to go out but car battery fatted, can't start.
11am when to serangoon mrt station, train break down.
1230pm for lunch at fatty wing at chinatown, closed.
230 call my GF for fook, she said can't 大姨媽耒! .这么巧?
4pm wanted to make coffee, electricity overload short my elec Kattle.
5pm order pazza, delivery came 6pm (can't find my place, order also wrong!)
7pm taking bath suddly no water because 2nd water pipe bursted.
830pm check 4-D result my ticket No came out 1st prize but sat bet sunday forget to bet (what the fuck).
11pm went to bed, at 3am the bed collapsed, check and found the screw came out.
How to explained?

I went to eat at a low-end restaurant with by brother and sister and mother
the shop that was never closed is CLOSED for renovation
then we went to soup restaurant at casueway point
the waitress says it is 2.15pm already
the cook shift is over...
so cannot order

next day visit my sister
the Lift to her block is under repair
so have to walk all the way to the other side to take the lift
walk across back and climb up 1 floor to get to her

went to a nearby temple that we always been
it was under renovation
went to another temple further down
the same thing happened
it was under renovation
but luckiy we noticed that the temple have a 'make shift' temple behind the one that they are renovating...

 

[god_zeus]

hey
this is increible

some kind of quantum scynronicity going on

你這算什么,我招遇比你的更神請看:
五月十一日星期天
6am PUB stop water supply for repair the block burst water pipes
7am want to make love wife said can't 大姨媽耒.
930am wanted to go out but car battery fatted, can't start.
11am when to serangoon mrt station, train break down.
1230pm for lunch at fatty wing at chinatown, closed.
230 call my GF for fook, she said can't 大姨媽耒! .这么巧?
4pm wanted to make coffee, electricity overload short my elec Kattle.
5pm order pazza, delivery came 6pm (can't find my place, order also wrong!)
7pm taking bath suddly no water because 2nd water pipe bursted.
830pm check 4-D result my ticket No came out 1st prize but sat bet sunday forget to bet (what the fuck).
11pm went to bed, at 3am the bed collapsed, check and found the screw came out.
How to explained?

 

[blindswordsman]

你這算什么,我招遇比你的更神請看:
五月十一日星期天
6am PUB stop water supply for repair the block burst water pipes
7am want to make love wife said can't 大姨媽耒.
930am wanted to go out but car battery fatted, can't start.
11am when to serangoon mrt station, train break down.
1230pm for lunch at fatty wing at chinatown, closed.
230 call my GF for fook, she said can't 大姨媽耒! .这么巧?
4pm wanted to make coffee, electricity overload short my elec Kattle.
5pm order pazza, delivery came 6pm (can't find my place, order also wrong!)
7pm taking bath suddly no water because 2nd water pipe bursted.
830pm check 4-D result my ticket No came out 1st prize but sat bet sunday forget to bet (what the fuck).
11pm went to bed, at 3am the bed collapsed, check and found the screw came out.
How to explained?

Hey, buddy, you should get the honour for being the most humourous dude in this forum.